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Topic Subject:AOM Related Songs
GreenLiquid
Mortal
(id: gummyWorm)
posted 02 May 2005 09:57 PM EDT (US)         
This is the thread for fictional songs related to AOM. My first is entitled "Stuck with a n00b"

'I start a 2 on 2 rated match,
everything going ok,
but I realize off the bat,
things won't be going my way...'

'He starts off killing his scout,
he sends his villies all to wood,
I wonder what this is about,
and realize that I am...'

'Stuck with a n00b!
Stuck with a n00b!'

'He thinks that Fast Archiacic is a strat,
He has 6 villies by the Classical Age,
His economy is nearly flat,
And I realize that I am...'

(Chorus)
'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'

'After he reaches Heroic,
Time is Twelve mins by the way,
He finally begins his scouting,
and asks 'do you know how to play?'

'I want n00bs gone!
From ESO!
I want them gone!
They got to go...!'

'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'

'He seems to be glued to Taunt Nine-Nine-Nine,
if he keeps this up, I'll have to resign,
My rating just falls down and down,
will the game ever be rid of these clowns?'

'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
(Repeat, Fade out)


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Olli_Moriturus
Mortal
posted 03 May 2005 10:06 AM EDT (US)     1 / 13       
Nice idea ... is your song based on a melody of an existant song? How can a noob go heroic in twelve minutes when reaching classcal with only 6 vills?
GreenLiquid
Mortal
(id: gummyWorm)
posted 03 May 2005 04:34 PM EDT (US)     2 / 13       
The song doesn't have a melody of anything I know.

Quote:

How can a noob go heroic in twelve minutes when reaching classcal with only 6 vills?

Very slowly, I guess. N00bs can be surprising (mainly in how stupid they are).

chelu213
Mortal
posted 03 May 2005 05:20 PM EDT (US)     3 / 13       
pop music.... people will never relize how boreing and gay these typs of music are....

Rock
Pop
Country
Classic

GAY MUSIC

Thug is ok.....

tarmo_flake
Mortal
posted 03 May 2005 08:18 PM EDT (US)     4 / 13       


"Society has traditionally alwalys tried to find scapegoats for its problems, well, here I am." - Marilyn Manson, 1996
GreenLiquid
Mortal
(id: gummyWorm)
posted 03 May 2005 09:04 PM EDT (US)     5 / 13       
^^ Funny picture
sychronizer123
Banned
posted 03 May 2005 10:30 PM EDT (US)     6 / 13       
Don't play 2v2 unless with someone you trust, period.
GLORYOFSPARTA
Seraph (in absentia)
posted 04 May 2005 00:02 AM EDT (US)     7 / 13       
I could make a looooooong hoplite raiding song, but I'm too lazy to do such a thing.

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Brtnboarder495
Mortal
posted 04 May 2005 07:22 AM EDT (US)     8 / 13       
Anyone can go Heroic in 12 minutes, in fact anything after 13 or 14 minutes is a bit late IMO. If he had pure eco and no army its easy, just pile up on food+gold and build an armory.

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El Moppo
Mortal
(id: C J)
posted 04 May 2005 02:08 PM EDT (US)     9 / 13       
chelu213, go listen to some rave/dance shit.
Flame so that you can be warned/banned accordingly.
Either that, or take rock out of that twisted opinion.

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Angelcynn > Niwe Middangeard ~ Ic

[This message has been edited by El Moppo (edited 05-04-2005 @ 02:10 PM).]

lokiman859
Mortal
posted 04 May 2005 03:36 PM EDT (US)     10 / 13       
I know this is just me but..
We were all n00bs at some point, and I admit it is very annoying having one as a ally, but we should be helping these people instead of flaming them, because they don't have the experience (cough..cough) that some of us do.
Do you remember when you played AOE for the first time?? It took you time to get used to controls and hotkeys etc.. and that is what these people are feeling.

A fair amount of people around here (with a few exceptions) treat n00bs like they have no brains and no common sense. This isnt the way we should be treating the next generation of people who will be keeping this videogame alive.

Remember, you were once a new player to AOE or AOM.


lokiman859
Member of the Werewolf Clan
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El Moppo
Mortal
(id: C J)
posted 04 May 2005 03:56 PM EDT (US)     11 / 13       
It wasn't n00bism, it was misuse of an opinion. I can accept when someone say's "I don't like rock, acoustic music just doesn't work for me", not when it's "haha u retards! rock is shit!!!" kinda stuff.

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Mighty Noldor
Mortal
posted 05 May 2005 02:50 AM EDT (US)     12 / 13       

Well, If anybody wanted to learn more about mythology, could start hearing heavy metal. Lots of music about mythology (especially norse!).
Powerslave (Iron Maiden)
Invaders (Iron Maiden)
Odin's spell (Metalium)
Dark Venus Persephone (Therion)
Thor, the Powerhead (Manowar)
Gates of Valhalla (Manowar)
just to list a few of them...
Music is art. Art is life. And life is good!

"Let me hear the batlle cry, Calling on the wind
Let me see the banners fly, Before the storm begins
Let me feel the spirits soar, Destroy the enemy
Striking at the evil core, For all the world to see"
Judas Priest - One Shot at Glory
SpadedAce
Mortal
posted 06 May 2005 05:38 PM EDT (US)     13 / 13       
Just as a joke,
A mixture of country and rap is crap
A mixture of jazz and funk is junk
I think there's one more but I forget what it is.

For the song, great work, but get a tune


SpadedAce

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