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Topic Subject:If you could have have a MU body guard which MU would it be?
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Bronze_Giant 7
Mortal
posted 30 November 2001 04:16 PM EDT (US)         
I would either choose cyclops or Norse Giant
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InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 05 December 2001 10:24 PM EDT (US)     31 / 63       
*I eat all the dough boys and scarab eats everyone's cookies*
I yell, "I am the master of fresh-baked cookies!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"
*I eat all of KK's extra cookie dough*

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
zabee
Mortal
posted 05 December 2001 11:22 PM EDT (US)     32 / 63       
I have a giant fresh baked cookie chock chip. its a 3ft diamater. i sell it for 3and a half $$
Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 06 December 2001 06:20 PM EDT (US)     33 / 63       
hey hey


*sends in The 54th Cookie battalion of tanks*(50 tanks)
*yells* fireeeee!!!!!!!
*roachy's 2 legs fall off and a horn*
wuahahha i got alot more army then that

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 06 December 2001 09:47 PM EDT (US)     34 / 63       
*Picks up a lot of cockraoches crawling across the floor*
*Puts them in 100 jars*
*Throws jars at K_K*
*Cockraoches infest tanks, eat everyone*

I win


I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
BlackKnight100
Mortal
posted 06 December 2001 10:00 PM EDT (US)     35 / 63       
**come out of nowhere and drops a nuke on everyone**

now who wins?!


VENI VIDI VICI!!!

If truth were self-evident, eloquence would be unnecessary--Cicero

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 06 December 2001 10:11 PM EDT (US)     36 / 63       
*Zaps BlackKnight with tazer*
ME!

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
A_Mighty_Pirate
Mortal
posted 08 December 2001 00:32 AM EDT (US)     37 / 63       
My minotaur bodyguard takes out Insanecow from behind while he's busy tazering black knight, so now i win!!!

"When oppurtunity knocks, break the locks and rush the gates"
Greeks are gonna rock! Minotaurs + Hydras!

Reciever of the esteemed and highly coveted: "Bobby Bailey's Screwball Award"

Romans 12
shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 08 December 2001 09:01 AM EDT (US)     38 / 63       
*does a funky jig*

It's like watching a flock of clown-like apes trying to navigate a ship, even though the ship has in fact been stranded on some kind of reef for about 7 years and none of the apes have noticed it yet. -Drahnier on OD moderation.
InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 08 December 2001 12:18 PM EDT (US)     39 / 63       
AMP's Minotaur actually took out my replica statue of me while I rode off on Ol' scarab.
*Picks up the dancing Smileyshelper and hurls him at AMP*
*AMP and Smileyshelper are knocked unconscious*
I win again

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 08 December 2001 12:23 PM EDT (US)     40 / 63       
*comes riding in on a spider*

*kicks many butts*


It's like watching a flock of clown-like apes trying to navigate a ship, even though the ship has in fact been stranded on some kind of reef for about 7 years and none of the apes have noticed it yet. -Drahnier on OD moderation.
InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 08 December 2001 12:32 PM EDT (US)     41 / 63       
*Rides on scarab at full speed towards Smileyshelper*
*Scarab's pincers chop Smileyshelper's spider in half*
*I dismount and charge at Smileyshelper at full speed*
*Rams into Smileyshelper's gut and he flies across the plain, again unconscious*

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
Psychic Ostrich
Mortal
posted 08 December 2001 01:22 PM EDT (US)     42 / 63       
I chose Thor(who said hes not a Mu?) And kill you all with a godpower(dunno what he has as god powers)

MUUUUUHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*as Thor does a funky jig he drops his huge hammer on Pschic Ostrich*

Damn


SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT:
Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...
Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 08 December 2001 11:02 PM EDT (US)     43 / 63       
Hey hey

*thinkins that insane cow thinks that he forgot about him*
wuahaha dont worry cow i didnt forget
*brings army of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Cookie Tanks hehehehe
*also brings 3,000,000 Nuclear bobms *
*lets em go*
*waits for em to drop first so cookie tanks can go in*
*still waits for bobms to hit ground*

only a matter of sec's wuahahaah
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 09 December 2001 09:06 AM EDT (US)     44 / 63       
*Runs into ocean*
"You can never catch me now!"
*calls upon the all-mighty manatees to destroy all the tanks*
*Manatees patrol the sea-line, destroying everything in site*
"Weehee, this is rather fun"
*Steps on a cookie tank*
"Ewwww, it is still fresh and gooey"
*steps on more cookie tanks*
*starts setting up missile defense system*
*tells K_K he and ALL of his cookies are going to die too if he lets all the bombs hit the ground*
*Waits for K_K's reaction*

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
BlackKnight100
Mortal
posted 09 December 2001 12:53 PM EDT (US)     45 / 63       
*crawls into a cave to hide*
*comes running back out because he saw Osama*
*pleads on bended-knee to be saved*
*is now happy because he's everyone's ally*

is secretly communicating with a very, very, powerful alien race


VENI VIDI VICI!!!

If truth were self-evident, eloquence would be unnecessary--Cicero

Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 09 December 2001 02:48 PM EDT (US)     46 / 63       
lol@knight

*Launches 10,000 Misles to insanecows base*
*destroy's base*
*all misles die*
* 10 minutes before nukes hit the ground*
*watches for cow's next move*

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 09 December 2001 02:57 PM EDT (US)     47 / 63       
What base were you shooting at? I don't have a base!
*All the manatees search the coastline for seaweed because they are hungry*
"Monkeys of the Great River, cometh at thy darkest hour"
*A huge horde of rabid monkeys flow out of the Amazon Rainforest and rally behind me*
*Waits for K_K's next move before giving monkeys a command*

BTW K_K, animals and wierd objects are more amusing than a bunch of nukes. And remember, if you let the nukes kill me and my army, all of your cookies will be destroyed


I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
Bronze_Giant 7
Mortal
posted 09 December 2001 08:31 PM EDT (US)     48 / 63       
I steal Insaine cows giant scarab and I tell the Scarab to bite off insaine cows head then I tell the scarab to kill Osama Then ALL the Fourmers throw a HUGE party
InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 09 December 2001 08:39 PM EDT (US)     49 / 63       
Even though you told the scarab to bight off my head, he didn't because he is a good little boy!

*Throws confetti in the air while at the party*
*Scarab eats Osama as main dessert*


I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!

[This message has been edited by InsaneCow (edited 12-09-2001 @ 08:41 PM).]

Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 09 December 2001 11:10 PM EDT (US)     50 / 63       
what base???/ Cmonnnnnn use your imagination

*uses time warp & time warps all cookies back to his own base*
* agrees about animals and weird objects being more amusing then nukes*
* reply's*
thats why im using cookie monstars you silly cow you
* Cancels nukes and nukes fall to the ground with 0% effect*
* brings out 10,000000,00000000000,00000000 cookie squiqing mosters*
*screams weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*cow's army dies from ear pains *

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 10 December 2001 08:42 PM EDT (US)     51 / 63       
"HA! You thought my army of monkeys and manatees died, but they all just fell asleep from the soothing tune"
*Manatees steal time warp*
*All the monkeys run into time warp*
15 minutes later. . .
*Monkeys come back, and they bring a few dinos back with them*
*Dinos eat all the cookie monsters*
*Dinos die from being sick after eating too much*

I fended off another savage attack. Do you have anything else besides nukes and cookies? (Maybe killer spoons?)


I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 10 December 2001 09:16 PM EDT (US)     52 / 63       
*Gets angry*
Fine If thats the way you want it thats the way you will get it you cow you
* goes to underground base*
* opens plan B folder*
*Cookies around him agree to use it*
Secret weapon:

Buuuuuuunyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'sssssssssssss Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wite fury flufyyyyyyyyyy yellowwww pink bunyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy





Yea thats right feeeel the burn Of the HOt burin flesh cravin metal eatin poisonous gas lovin rat chewin Explosion Cravin Bunyyyyyyyyyyy'sssssss

InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 10 December 2001 09:53 PM EDT (US)     53 / 63       
You didn't tell them to do anything, so right now they are sitting around making more "HOt burin flesh cravin metal eatin poisonous gas lovin rat chewin Explosion Cravin Bunyyyyyyyyyyy'sssssss"

*Monkeys attack and destroy all the bunnies*
*All the monkeys die from the rabbit poison gas*
Oh well, at least I still have my strong navy of manatees

BTW, nice creative army, to bad you didn't order them to kill all of my army


I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
zonernick
Master of Wisdom
posted 11 December 2001 06:08 AM EDT (US)     54 / 63       
Definitely a minotaur

-ZonerNick

Awaiting AoM patiently...

Kiramun_Katibun
Banned
posted 11 December 2001 06:00 PM EDT (US)     55 / 63       
Hhehehe hehehehehehehe
*Gets out another army of bunnye's* yeah i got more
*Sends them to attack*
* Bunny's start attacking monkey's*
*monkey's start dying from gasous disaeases*
BlackKnight100
Mortal
posted 11 December 2001 08:46 PM EDT (US)     56 / 63       
*brings in an army of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Flying Purple Hippos and kills everyone*

muhahahahahahahaha!!!!! you can't kill them or everyone will get mad!!!

I WIN!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!

(see, the aliens were really FPH's)


VENI VIDI VICI!!!

If truth were self-evident, eloquence would be unnecessary--Cicero

bismark27511
Mortal
posted 12 December 2001 11:16 AM EDT (US)     57 / 63       
hmmmm... how bout... hmmmmm.... hydra! those things are so huge and look so powerful, i wouldnt wanna pick a fight

If u arent one of those scenario playin, black forest loving, drop-tricking, red ping, econ booming, WALLING, 0 gamer, WONDER BUILDING, incompleters, come to rated and we can have an AOE game like it is supposed to be played...
Bronze_Giant 7
Mortal
posted 12 December 2001 04:36 PM EDT (US)     58 / 63       
I come riding in on a Hydra wit Insaine Cows Scarab gives Insaine cow his scarab Then me and Insaine cow team up! my hydra comes riding in wit insaine cows scarab we compleatly wipe out K_K's pitiful base and me insaine cow my hydra and insaine cow's scarab all feast on K_K's cookies. Then we think about going off and killing..... uhhhh. Each other then my hydra and scarab duke it out while me and insaine cow watch i say " this is a good fight." then order my cyclops and Giant to go help the hydra the cyclops and giant grab the scarabs legs pull them off throw the scarab into the water grab a huge chunk of mountain throw it into the water then i get a ice giant to freeze the water and freeze the giant squids. Then i win nuttin u can do bout that insaine cow. then the cyclops hurls insaine cow then a phinox burns insaine cow to a crisp. So much for your Naval and land bodyguards, Huh? then me and all the forumers even K_K throw a HUGE party cause we can. NOW WHO'S THE WINNER MUHOOOHAAAA cough HACK! HAHAHA!!!!! oh yeah i won yeah put your arms in da air and sceam just like you dont care. Somebody scream! WASSSSSUUUUUUPP ok went a tad bit over board c ya
ShadowofNight
Mortal
posted 12 December 2001 05:05 PM EDT (US)     59 / 63       
*Shadow Smiles, remembering that no one knows about him. From his secret base, which you will never find, under the ocean, he releases his army of decillions of plankton to attack Insane's manatee navy ... After all, the waters are for the plankton, yes? As the plankton turn toward the manatees ... (will cont. later)
Bronze_Giant 7
Mortal
posted 13 December 2001 08:00 AM EDT (US)     60 / 63       
oh yeah well i get a fire giant to blow fire into the water and boil the plankton then i tell the fire giant to then blow fire into the water till da water evaporates take that smiley then ALL of my bodyguards go into the underwater base u have and destroy it then the cyclops brings back smiley who isnt really smiling anymore. tell i whisper suttin into the cyclops ear smiley gets really scared then.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Smiley: no no NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
the cyclops then gently puts down smiley
InsaneCow
Mortal
posted 13 December 2001 08:45 PM EDT (US)     61 / 63       
Well, I guess I'm dead.

I lost in the AOE3H FRR
Support Gay Pride!
Michael Jackson is innocent!
G-Dubs is the greatest president evah!
A_Mighty_Pirate
Mortal
posted 13 December 2001 11:36 PM EDT (US)     62 / 63       
Haha, you thought i was gone awhi;le ago! But think again! I have become concious again, and am wild with rage! I send my fellow pirates and pillage everyones towns, eats the remaining cookie tanks, squishes IC's scarab, high-fives bronze_Giant, then has my minotaur take him and his fire gianty out form behind. MUWAHAHAHA Victory is mine!

"When oppurtunity knocks, break the locks and rush the gates"
Greeks are gonna rock! Minotaurs + Hydras!

Reciever of the esteemed and highly coveted: "Bobby Bailey's Screwball Award"

Romans 12
Bronze_Giant 7
Mortal
posted 16 December 2001 09:31 AM EDT (US)     63 / 63       
Hey AMP i win from behind i get my cyclops medusa and norse giant to beat da crap out o yer minotaur then the cyclops picks up the minotaur and throws him into the horizon then my other MU body guard hence the Phinox and burn the minotaur to a crisp. Remember i have tons o body guards. So... im the winner again!
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