Lol, I once made a guide to DM, I shall repost it:
*finds guide*
Here it is:
_.-*^?^*-._ i r n00b's DM GUIDE TO ULTIMATE PWNAGE_.-*^?^*-._1) As long as the unit takes up 5 pop slots, you should be whoring it
2) Everything with crush damage should be whored x infinity
3) Ignore your opponent's army. Attack the buildings instead
4) If you think you have too many buildings, you should create more
5) If you think you have too little buildings, you are right and you should create more
6) If you think you have enough buildings, you are wrong
7) When you start panicking in game because you think you have too little buildings, you should stop panicking and create more buildings
8) If your opponent says "hah, you noob, you have too little buildings" he is obviously right.
9) If you take a look at the mini map and it is not in your colour, you should create more buildings
10) If you are in a 2v4 TC situation (which shouldn't happen because the army shouldn't be able to reach your TCs because of infinite buildings), make sure you compensate the population disadvantage by creating googolplex times as many buildings
11) Everything without crush damage can be considered inane
12) Always remember, real men fight with buildings. Army is for cowards
13) When you have 50 trade caravans and your trade cannot keep up with the gold your walls are costing, you obviously need more trade (and walls)
14) Army should only be used to mess up the pathing of your opponent's in vain attempts to take down your buildings
15) If you cannot max out on Castles + Towers before the 5 minute mark, you ****ing suck
16) When your opponent destroys a building you should punish yourself and your opponent by creating 10 buildings for the lost one
17) Thor is uber, seeing as you can create an extra building in Archaic
18) Loki is uber, seeing as his military is created faster thus he can create buildings faster
19) Odin is uber, seeing as Lone Wanderer increases Ulfsark's speed thus he can start building buildings faster
20) Hades is uber, because his buildings are stronger
21) Poseidon is uber, because he gets lure and this is a building
22) Zeus is uber, seeing as his Hoplites are faster and can therefor mess up the units pathing better and ocassionally destroy a building with bonus dmg
23) Isis is uber, seeing as she is Egyptian and therefor gets free buildings
24) Set is uber, seeing as his Migdols only cost 300 gold
25) Ra is uber, because Priests can help getting buildings up faster
26) Oranos is uber, because he gets an extra building (sky passages ftw beeches)
27) Kronos is uber, seeing as his siege is cheaper thus can take down buildings faster and timeshift takes up less time
28) Gaia is da ownage beeches, because Lush blocks other buildings
29) Titan gate should be placed ASAP because it is a building
30) Imagine this: a map filled with buildings of yours. Can you feel the orgasms yet?