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Topic Subject:Civ Bonuses Revealed! -ok, not really
Thunder
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posted 17 January 2002 02:54 PM EDT (US)         

Hahahha, nice one fellas!

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martin
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 02:56 PM EDT (US)     1 / 30       
HELL YEAH!!!!...wait a sec...ha! that's a scam...got me all excited, shame on you Thunder, shame on you...

LMAO


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Now I just troll boards. ^_^

[This message has been edited by martin (edited 01-17-2002 @ 02:58 PM).]

Thunder
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posted 17 January 2002 03:02 PM EDT (US)     2 / 30       
Yaaaa, that's pretty cruel...*muffles laughter*

I'll change the topic name in a bit...couldn't resist.

Imperialarc
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 03:02 PM EDT (US)     3 / 30       
Good one swinger..I just got the joke
haha

[This message has been edited by Imperialarc (edited 01-17-2002 @ 03:05 PM).]

martin
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 03:04 PM EDT (US)     4 / 30       
DUH!

haha


Former Leader and co-Founder of the FPH Clan

Now I just troll boards. ^_^

The Ztolk
Mortal
(id: Ztolk)
posted 17 January 2002 03:22 PM EDT (US)     5 / 30       
Thats a nice red X you got there

Ztolk
Stronghold Heaven Cherub
Thunder
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posted 17 January 2002 04:09 PM EDT (US)     6 / 30       
Refresh it. Should work ok.
Stone_Giant
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 04:26 PM EDT (US)     7 / 30       
Chris,

If worked at ES, I'd take a minute to tell you that that shirt and those pants should not be worn together.

Stone_Giant

Thunder
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posted 17 January 2002 04:28 PM EDT (US)     8 / 30       
Be thankful he's fully clothed...I've heard stories.
Stone_Giant
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 04:35 PM EDT (US)     9 / 30       
Are you sure your not confusing Swinger with Deathshrimp?

Stone_Giant

Oh - are you ever going to give me your ICQ number ?

AgeofMe
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 04:40 PM EDT (US)     10 / 30       
aft4e3r t4hor re3ads: se3cre3t4 mayan ??????? sorry for t4he3 nu6mbe3rs. my compu6t4e3r is act4ing u6p. t4ake3 away t4he3 nu6mbe3rs and you6 ge3t4 what4 I writ43e.

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on Black Forest? Who dragged you out on a 6 hour
long game without once attacking?
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IV1066
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 04:58 PM EDT (US)     11 / 30       
It's the X-pack culture ES has started working on.

LOL at the triangle on top.

SoR_Anarchy
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 05:13 PM EDT (US)     12 / 30       
Finally it's confirmed fph's are in the game!

God Bless America.

I am the state.

ES_Swinger
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 05:52 PM EDT (US)     13 / 30       
One of the joys(or not so joyful perks) of living the bachelor life is having to do laundry. For you see, laundry doesnt ever get done. This leads to a multitude of problems.

-Swinger

shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 17 January 2002 05:54 PM EDT (US)     14 / 30       
lol cant read half of it

It's like watching a flock of clown-like apes trying to navigate a ship, even though the ship has in fact been stranded on some kind of reef for about 7 years and none of the apes have noticed it yet. -Drahnier on OD moderation.
Captn_Kidd
Immortal
posted 17 January 2002 07:55 PM EDT (US)     15 / 30       
So, if I understand Swinger properly, the implication is that married men are immune to laundry duty.

Any female fans care to enlighten him a bit?

ES_Swinger
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 08:02 PM EDT (US)     16 / 30       
So that my genius doesnt go wasted....

Zeus: Summons Zurglings
Poseidon: Gives free wine to enemy
Hades: Starts with 100,000 of every resource
Isis: Free giant cockroaches
Ra: *A+&$* = Duck
Set: Villagers do a happy dance
Loki: Units train 500% faster
Odin: Reverses Time
Thor: Villagers dont work-they just reproduce.

Enjoy.

-Swinger

Alexandergreat3
Mortal
posted 17 January 2002 08:10 PM EDT (US)     17 / 30       
LOL@ Swinger's civ bonuses! Pretty sure they got many of us squinted our eyes .

...hey, nice shoes u got there, mate

Real
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 06:12 AM EDT (US)     18 / 30       
If I was you I'd train to write in lines!

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open your heart and you'll be in paradise!..There's no uncertainty, there's only hope!
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Nothing...its legs are both equal, all about the right one!...=> A blue couch!
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1ArCHeR1
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 07:04 AM EDT (US)     19 / 30       
Hmm. No comment on the Mayan civs. Very interesting...

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Zen
Ghost
(id: Angel Zen)
posted 18 January 2002 07:22 AM EDT (US)     20 / 30       
RoFL!

Zen
shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 18 January 2002 07:30 AM EDT (US)     21 / 30       
*shows off his handwriting*

with handwriting like that im sure to get a job at ES soon


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pokethejohn
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 11:45 AM EDT (US)     22 / 30       
rotflmao..lol...haha..

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Last_Knight
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 03:03 PM EDT (US)     23 / 30       

Quote:

Thor: Villagers dont work-they just reproduce.


*starts worshipping Thor*

LOL@Shelper



The Last Knight
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[This message has been edited by Last_Knight (edited 01-18-2002 @ 03:10 PM).]

PseudoKnight
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 07:39 PM EDT (US)     24 / 30       
I laughed my butt off, I must say.

Is this joke due to how fans tried to translate what was on a white board about the upcoming Conquerors expansion? lol


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teutonicknight
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 08:16 PM EDT (US)     25 / 30       
[sarcasm]nice handwriting[/sarcasm]

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Immhotep
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 09:03 PM EDT (US)     26 / 30       

Quoted from ES Swinger:

Thor: Villagers dont work-they just reproduce.

Now that's a naughty bonus

ES_Swinger
Mortal
posted 18 January 2002 11:41 PM EDT (US)     27 / 30       
Pseudoknight-yup, thats it exactly. (I have to give credit to Sheriff though, it was his idea originally to do this-he was in the picture that gave away the fact that the Huns didnt need houses way back in the day.)

-Swinger

Thunder
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posted 19 January 2002 00:09 AM EDT (US)     28 / 30       
(not so much that they didn't need houses...it was only then that it was revealed that the Huns were an xpack civ)
Ultima_Knight
Mortal
posted 19 January 2002 00:14 AM EDT (US)     29 / 30       
Should've given us better info...(the gp's are pretty nice though )


how is this for a quote
Mystic Isis
Mortal
posted 19 January 2002 06:51 PM EDT (US)     30 / 30       
I am entirely pleased with the fact that my husband Osiris is kicked out of the game, while I (Stella Maris) am replacing him now; keep up the good work guys!
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