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Topic Subject:AoM Official War Story???
AoM God
Mortal
posted 04 April 2002 10:38 PM EDT (US)         
Hey ES any word on that war story that ArchAngel mentioned? It was supposed to be around this week... maybe next week?

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ES_Archangel
Immortal
posted 04 April 2002 10:53 PM EDT (US)     1 / 24       
Next Week, Swinger reminds me all the time Includes a few inplay screenshots of course.

[This message has been edited by ES_Archangel (edited 04-04-2002 @ 10:54 PM).]

ES_Swinger
Mortal
posted 04 April 2002 11:04 PM EDT (US)     2 / 24       
Hehe, woo hoo! Hope you guys like it. Alot. (Opens up Beta list again.....)

-Swinger

Alexandergreat3
Mortal
posted 04 April 2002 11:12 PM EDT (US)     3 / 24       
War story? Oh goodie .

Quoted from Swinger:

Hehe, woo hoo!

You must have kicked some serious booties

AmericanaThorFez
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 00:25 AM EDT (US)     4 / 24       
its gonna be a real hoot! (from what ive picked up)

(>" )>Proud Templar of the Flying Purple Hippo Clan! <("< )
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I ated the purple berries!They taste like buuuurning!~Ralph Wiggum~(8^(*)~Homer Simpson
"The sun?? Oh no! That's the hottest place on earth!"~Homer Simpson.
I came here to kick arse and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!

[This message has been edited by AmericanaThorFez (edited 04-05-2002 @ 00:26 AM).]

Alexandergreat3
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 00:54 AM EDT (US)     5 / 24       
What have you picked up?
TheShadowDawn
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 02:38 AM EDT (US)     6 / 24       
A piece of lint. See?

*Shows lint to Alexander*


TheShædøwDåwn
If you're like me, then it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA. I suggest you turn yourself in for destruction immediately.
LongBow
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 02:44 AM EDT (US)     7 / 24       
*takes lint from TSD*
*breeds special performing lint*
*takes performing lint on the road*

...

god I'm tired.


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LongSiege
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 07:14 AM EDT (US)     8 / 24       
Ohhhhhh A story.

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WhoAskedU
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 08:46 AM EDT (US)     9 / 24       
[suck-up] I think they should replace Hades, one of the Greek Major gods, with ES_Swinger, He is just SSSOOOOOOO much cooler than Hades, and is SUCH a Mac-daddy to all the hot chicks (i wanna be like him ), his god powers would be unstoppable also! one would be kill all enemies on the map, one of his minor gods, ES_Deathshrimp, would give him the god power "Give all allied and your units 300 minataurs"...he sure would be the civ i want to play!!!! ES_SWINGER ROCKS!!![/suck-up]


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so, eh-hum, whose on the beta-list, Swinger?


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Real
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 08:56 AM EDT (US)     10 / 24       
quote
Give [...] your units 300 minataurs
endquote

Err..?

Maybe a cheat will do this.

But you shouldn't have said thast he'd replace Hades but Zeus, Hades was a bad god and Zeus the biggest!

Now I am on the beta list.


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Real may say he leaves...but be sure, he'll come back!

[This message has been edited by Real (edited 04-05-2002 @ 08:58 AM).]

shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 05 April 2002 10:20 AM EDT (US)     11 / 24       
oh come on, i have GOT to be on the list after my hairdo suggestion


It's like watching a flock of clown-like apes trying to navigate a ship, even though the ship has in fact been stranded on some kind of reef for about 7 years and none of the apes have noticed it yet. -Drahnier on OD moderation.
AgeofMe
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 10:52 AM EDT (US)     12 / 24       
WHAT? REPLACE HADES? HES MY FAvorite... I mean, GO SWINGER!


...goes off to find beta list...


You know that newbie you played who insisted
on Black Forest? Who dragged you out on a 6 hour
long game without once attacking?
Hi
Proud member of the FPH clan.
Proud Winner of Dare's first funny sig award.
Cyclops
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 11:30 AM EDT (US)     13 / 24       
Three words for all of you's, DISGRACEFULL SUCK UPS, Swinger u are greater then all AOM God's, you sholud have the game named after you, I can see it now Age of Swinger, with the great SWINGER as the main God, and Swinger MU's, that can kill everyone. And a Swinger civ, which would be the dtrongest of all. And a Swinger God power, which will make all Mu's his. And Swinger buildings all in the shape of Swinger. SWINGER IS GREAT

=GREAT

Now thats how you SUCK UP

So Swinger let us discuss the Beta List


Whoever reads what I said above should disregard whatever I said, because I probably don't know what im talking about.
boutitben
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 01:32 PM EDT (US)     14 / 24       
Haha, the fro guy rules, smiley.
shelper
HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 05 April 2002 01:36 PM EDT (US)     15 / 24       
lol, i think some people here actually think thats his real hair

It's like watching a flock of clown-like apes trying to navigate a ship, even though the ship has in fact been stranded on some kind of reef for about 7 years and none of the apes have noticed it yet. -Drahnier on OD moderation.
boutitben
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 01:38 PM EDT (US)     16 / 24       
Hehe, it's too bad that it isn't.

You've got to have guts (or either be a complete moron) to wear your hair like that.

Cyclops
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 01:40 PM EDT (US)     17 / 24       
I know thats not his real hair but was the only pic i could find on him quickly
LMAO

Whoever reads what I said above should disregard whatever I said, because I probably don't know what im talking about.
Imperialarc
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 03:06 PM EDT (US)     18 / 24       
hahah
yes, too bad it isn't real.


as far as the warstory...*gathers around the camp fire while eagerly awaiting*

ES_Swinger
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 05:36 PM EDT (US)     19 / 24       
Wow...thats impressive guys.

-Swinger

c r e e z y
Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 05 April 2002 05:43 PM EDT (US)     20 / 24       
this thread has lots of smileys...sry i was bored

[This message has been edited by Hairy Scary Man (edited 04-05-2002 @ 05:43 PM).]

Stone_Giant
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 05:47 PM EDT (US)     21 / 24       
Dear Siwnger,

Please add me to the beta list

Yours Sincerely
Stone_Giant

impressive, wasn't it?

c r e e z y
Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 05 April 2002 05:49 PM EDT (US)     22 / 24       

Quoted from Stone_Giant:

Dear Siwnger,
Please add me to the beta list

Yours Sincerely
Stone_Giant

impressive, wasn't it?

o yea S_G...totally


SoR_Anarchy
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 06:12 PM EDT (US)     23 / 24       
I love war stories, i can't wait. The screenies should be interesting too.

God Bless America.

I am the state.

XCrash_Fish
Mortal
posted 05 April 2002 06:19 PM EDT (US)     24 / 24       

Quote:

as far as the warstory...*gathers around the camp fire while eagerly awaiting*

ooh, camp songs!!! *too the Georgia Tech fight song.. aka Rambling Wreck*

Im a rambling wreck from AOMHeaven, and Swingers one helluva guy
one helluva helluva helluva helluva helluva a really great guy,
like all jolly good fellows he drinks his whiskey clear,(I guess)
And Im a rambling wreck From AOMHeaven and swingers one helluva guy!

Oh, I wish I had a daughter sir I'd make her program too,
and give her to ES to program for us gamers too.
And if i had a son sir I'd tell you what he'd do,
Id make him grom a fro like Swinger used to do!

Oh, I wish I was on the beta list, that would be really cool,
I'd tell the game to all my friends and say its really cool,
Id drink to all at ES, who program the games we love,
Cause Swinger is a really cool helluva a guy!


I call it the suck up cause I want the beta song!


Though I than He - may longer live
He longer must - than I -
For I have but the power to kill,
Without--the power to die--
The only reoccurence in every AoM games you lose, is you.
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