That's right! Thanks to ES's kindness (the bug I planted helped too) I now know everything there is to know about Age of Mythology.
I will now answer any question you may have, and you will now worship me.
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Evil Dragon Mortal
posted 19 May 2002 09:58 PM
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Why does it seem to me this is a dumb thread?
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[This message has been edited by Evil Dragon (edited 05-19-2002 @ 09:59 PM).]
_Vontos_ Mortal
(id: _Von_)
posted 19 May 2002 10:19 PM
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Because you don't realize the potential enlightenment this thread could bring you.
deadlydentures Mortal
posted 19 May 2002 11:50 PM
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When will the beta come out? Is the game coming out in September or October? Why is your penis so small?
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
c r e e z y Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 20 May 2002 00:01 AM
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do i smell smoke? o yea _Von_s pants r on fire
shelper HG Alumnus
(id: Smileyshelper)
posted 20 May 2002 05:57 AM
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am i wearing any underwear? if yes, what color?
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Hell Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 06:39 AM
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What is the reason why we live? Is there life after death? What was at the beginning of the universe (even before the Big Bang)? Do aliens exist? Does God really exist?
Try to anser these. And I do not worship you, _Von_, if you answer "I don't know" on 1 of my questions.
Hel, Lady of Darkenss She's the Bottomless Pit, The never-ending struggle to release that which is now denied. She's the keeper of all that is hidden, secluded and forbidden, The mistress of the locked door.
FuTuRe_ViRuS Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 08:15 AM
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Which civ owns the turtle??? If bruce didn't answered that, maybe you can. Can you???
...nothing that i've wrote is true!!! All i write are lies!!! But wait a minute... ...how can you know if my sig isn't a lie??? HEHehehehehe....... Proud Templar of the Flying Purple Hippos And that isn't a lie
hammer n sickle Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 08:21 AM
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Why aren't you replying? Are you too scared to reply to these other replies? Did Bruce Shelley and the rest of them tell you everything?
Dont be a smart arse... You don't know everything? Or maybe you do...
When will it be out in Australia?
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CC_Straight_Og Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 01:29 PM
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I'm sure there was a thread exactly like this one posted a few months ago. Probably the same author, too.
*looks for it*
JackalRat HG Alumnus
(id: BrandNewCar)
posted 20 May 2002 01:37 PM
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What is the meaning of life? What is the meaning of death? Why am I still alive? Why are you here (other than to make pointless threads such as this)? How many of these am I gunna do? .... .
Psychic Ostrich Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 03:52 PM
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ITs 42 you fools, 42!
THE AWNSER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!
SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT: Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...
Evil Dragon Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:13 PM
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I think "_Von_" is gone.... if not he has some tough questions to anwser
...but here's some more anyways:
-What are the names of all major/minor gods, GP's, myth units, and what do they do? (Describe in infinite detail ) -When will AOM be out? (to exact month, day, and second) -What is the first and last name, and full address, of all registered forumers at AOMH? -What are the security codes I need to know to get into the building and office where ES is? -Why are you not posting in this thread? certainly not because you can't answer the questions...
For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do. -Ephesians 2:10 Past member of the orginal "Off-Topic Trio"! Proud owner of an AoM alpha VIP! Drummers Rock! FPH | AoM Fropco
Last_Knight Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:20 PM
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When exactly will Radiohead's next album be released? How many hit-points will a FPH have in AoM?
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XCrash_Fish Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:43 PM
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Who is the song "slave drive" and "forsaken", by Black Candle, about?
Quote:
and you will now worship me
Hmmmm.... worshiping the God of false posts? mmmmmm...no
Yeah, esta _Von_, esta gone!
Though I than He - may longer live He longer must - than I - For I have but the power to kill, Without--the power to die-- The only reoccurence in every AoM games you lose, is you.
deadlydentures Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:44 PM
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do you regret making this thread?
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
XCrash_Fish Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:52 PM
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LOL! DD, i bet he can definitely answer that one!
Though I than He - may longer live He longer must - than I - For I have but the power to kill, Without--the power to die-- The only reoccurence in every AoM games you lose, is you.
Hell Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:54 PM
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Sorrow always comes too late, _Von_
Hel, Lady of Darkenss She's the Bottomless Pit, The never-ending struggle to release that which is now denied. She's the keeper of all that is hidden, secluded and forbidden, The mistress of the locked door.
Evil Dragon Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 04:56 PM
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Quoted from myself:
I think "_Von_" is gone....
I agree! I'm sure he won't post any more OT threads now...
For we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do. -Ephesians 2:10 Past member of the orginal "Off-Topic Trio"! Proud owner of an AoM alpha VIP! Drummers Rock! FPH | AoM Fropco
hakigor Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 05:04 PM
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Why don't you answer the questions ?
Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 07:16 PM
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The sad thing is, is that his profile says he's been around almost as long as I have... I never thought a vet could act like such an arrogant loser.
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
Zlaz Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 09:08 PM
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He said he knows everything about AOM not about things like life and death.
Anyway I think hes gone so it douesn't matter. Or he hasn't checked back yet.
deadlydentures Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 09:33 PM
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i'm an arrogant loser. And i've been here for just as long as you.
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 20 May 2002 10:37 PM
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Was there a point to that post of yours, DD?
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
SlicK NicK Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 06:39 AM
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If you have succeeded in failing what have you done? succeeded or failied?
sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer
Don't assume, it leads to assumptions
Dagobert Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 08:40 AM
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_Von_ here is an easy question everybody want to ask :
Where are you?
************ À la guerre comme à la guerre
Gawain Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 12:43 PM
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I think he made this thread to see how many idiots he could get to ask questions. If that is the case, you should all feel very dumb right now
Zakthegreat Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 02:06 PM
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qestions 1. How is the scn editor? 2. What are some GP we have not yet seen? 3. Is this all BS or do you really know it all? 4. If yes to Q 3. then how did you.
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DarkKnight_ Mortal
(id: PW_DarkKnight)
posted 21 May 2002 03:10 PM
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Quote:
What is the reason why we live? Is there life after death? What was at the beginning of the universe (even before the Big Bang)? Do aliens exist? Does God really exist?
1. We live to die. (and for aom)
2. If you die the life which you live is dead but the dead life which had lived has begun?
3. Giant monkeys
4. With over 300 trillion planets in our galaxy, and probably around that many in all of the other galaxies, Id think so.
5. Yes, no, or maybe so.
DK
DarkKnight_ Mortal
(id: PW_DarkKnight)
posted 21 May 2002 03:13 PM
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I also have some questions.
1. How do you explain color to someone born blind?
2. How do you explain sound to someone born deaf?
3. How do you explain taste to someone born without taste?
4. How do you explain smell to someone born without that sense?
5. Why do beans make you fart?
DK
Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 04:11 PM
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Gawain, some of us here didn't ask any questions (like ME, for instance ). *Gawain gets struck by Zeus' lightning bolt for calling Eagle very dumb*
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
vladimir87 Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 09:00 PM
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Actually I think he has a point... So all of you quit topping the thread. Argh, I am such a hypocrite! lol
I wouldnt call the forumers dumb, but yea thats probably what Von is trying to do...