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CC_Straight_Og
Mortal
posted 21 May 2002 11:35 PM EDT (US)         
Anyone who was around the AoKH forums will know what I mean. The forum was often filled with posts such as:

"How do I Counter 150 English Longbows?"
"The SMush Cannot be Beaten!"
"Ban the Chinese...and Franks, Huns, Brits!"
"Japs never fought Aztecs in real life."
"My Opponents are ALWAYS Cheating, but I can't Record Games!"

My question is... What will be the most annoying posts in the weeks after AoM is released? Here's my guesses, based on past experience...

"How do I counter 45 Minotaurs?"
"The EPRush (Egyptian Priest Rush) Cannot be Beaten!"
"Ban Zeus...and Ra, Set, the Norse all together!"
"There is No Such Thing as GPs in Real Life."
"My Opponent are Cheating, but I can't Record Games!"

Anyone else like to guess? This thread is j/k. No offense to people who actually let your opponents build 150 elbows and can't record games...

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Yamato
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 00:02 AM EDT (US)     1 / 46       
"When is the game coming out!!"

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Clarissimus
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 00:05 AM EDT (US)     2 / 46       
omg tehy taked stoen out of teh gaem how kin u bild walls w/out ston or fortresess they wul b 2 tuff if only costsed wood adn ppl will jst bild tehm all over teh map & towers 2 teh gaem will b so overblanaced aom is gonna sux!!!!!!11111

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deadlydentures
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 00:09 AM EDT (US)     3 / 46       
@ Clar
brilliant
-----------------
Stone Giant should be in game
Change Fire Giant Art
Game has too much Rushing
Not enough Rushing in Game

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
CC_Straight_Og
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 00:22 AM EDT (US)     4 / 46       
LoL Clarissimus.
I love those posts. I remeber this one in particular. It was like...

I get the strat that make me win the games. I pik the team with the town centres and make they cannon guy and then your wood is gone and i wins the match cause you boats are on match for my cannon and horse team.

Yamato
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 00:23 AM EDT (US)     5 / 46       
Do the Age Heaven forums get busier after the game is released?

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GNon
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 01:10 AM EDT (US)     6 / 46       
"Ban gods"
Hagbard
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 03:24 AM EDT (US)     7 / 46       
I rather think it will be:

My villies are sleeping!
My team member is robbing my market with his wild wild west wagons!
Why aren't it a "I win button"


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wrotong
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 04:18 AM EDT (US)     8 / 46       
"why do the siege onager upgrades cost so much"
"does everyones onagers wipe out there own town"
"onagers should be wiped off"

this is all from one guy, in one game :S


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petard_rusher
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:02 AM EDT (US)     9 / 46       
Most annoying post will be the one by ES members saying its been delayed till November (trust me, its gonna happen).
Dagobert
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:24 AM EDT (US)     10 / 46       
Hi. I'm new to this forum and I have a question. I always lose my games but I guess that is because my copy of the game is not working properly. I always play Zeus because the mountain giant cost a lot of favor and Zeus has more than the other gods. But My copy of the game doesn't work properly, I never found the button to press in order to get mountain giants. Please help me....please....please... where is the mountain giant button??? I need them to win a game.
c r e e z y
Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 22 May 2002 09:57 AM EDT (US)     11 / 46       
lol at every1

Gawain
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 11:10 AM EDT (US)     12 / 46       
lol @ Dagobert
Clarissimus
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 12:20 PM EDT (US)     13 / 46       
hey you guys i am new here but i cant find the buttns for bilding for the norse i thikn there is a bug in my coppy but i dunno can any1 help me pleeezee??????????

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Imperialarc
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 12:28 PM EDT (US)     14 / 46       
heh, thats a good one Clar.
I think it will be more like "OMg, How could ES let this bug get through??? Norse infantry can build things! OMG TEH GAME IS UNBALANCED!"

Oh and I don't think the game will be delayed any further then November. As long as its released this year and not in December, I will be happy.

[This message has been edited by Imperialarc (edited 05-22-2002 @ 12:32 PM).]

Clarissimus
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 01:03 PM EDT (US)     15 / 46       
o thats rite the norse inf bild not the villies srry i was so dum i just frgot but i still cant find the bttun for bidling teh mining camp or lgogging capm or granry or anythng can some1 hepl me plz????????????

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theferret
A girl dammit!
posted 22 May 2002 01:07 PM EDT (US)     16 / 46       
Something along the line of "ow n te wold do u buld fire ships!1!?!1!1?!!11?!!?!!11"

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AgeofMe
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 01:12 PM EDT (US)     17 / 46       
Oh! so that's what that arrow button on the side of the dock screen is for.

You know that newbie you played who insisted
on Black Forest? Who dragged you out on a 6 hour
long game without once attacking?
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XCrash_Fish
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 02:11 PM EDT (US)     18 / 46       
I can see it now:

Where can I find a copy of the manual? My friend didnt have an extra one to give me with a copy of the game.

Or this one:

im new here! can any of you guys give me a link to where I can download a trainer?

Possibly:

Hi I am new to the forums, I just heard about AOM, can anyone tell me when the beta is coming out? I really want to be a beta tester, Im really good at it and I want to help ES make a better game.

And this one I will almost guarentee:

This game sucks, its nothing like AOK I bought it hoping to have some good playing but now ES put in all these myth units and GP's and now the game is terrible! Why would ES make a game about mythology? I mean, I bought it to make big battles not a bunch of dumb fantasy characters!

Oh and lets not forget:

If my computer doesnt meet the minimum requirements, should I think about upgrading my computer.

One for Scenario designers (some fool always asks this):

how do you use the editor? < I HATE that question *mutters* How could anyone expect someone to right an entire guide to the editor on the spot! Especially when there are tons of them out there for people to use.
To add a final comment on this, "I am afraid of the future"


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He longer must - than I -
For I have but the power to kill,
Without--the power to die--
The only reoccurence in every AoM games you lose, is you.

[This message has been edited by XCrash_Fish (edited 05-22-2002 @ 02:17 PM).]

Psychic Ostrich
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 02:41 PM EDT (US)     19 / 46       
That lot had me shaking in my seat, guys/gals.
Hilarious.

I cant make those myself, I dont have enough experience of newbies.

cept' meself.


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SoR_Anarchy
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 02:51 PM EDT (US)     20 / 46       
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petard_rusher
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 03:06 PM EDT (US)     21 / 46       
When it gets to be October this forum will be flooded with newbies, so i bet there will be hundreds of newbie posts until they learn about AOM. The most annoying posts IMO are the ones that have been asked like 20 times before. I remember in EE right after it was released the same question was asked 5 times by different people in the span of like 2 days! It is soooo annoying to see someone start a new post asking a question that is answered two posts down, or in the FAQ. Of course we must remember not to flame the newbies or they will be scared away, and eventually if we help them along they will one day stop asking newbie questions, and begin to contribute to the discussion

[This message has been edited by petard_rusher (edited 05-22-2002 @ 03:07 PM).]

Goldfinger
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 05:00 PM EDT (US)     22 / 46       
"When is the beta going to be released?"
Cloudchaser_Eagle
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 06:31 PM EDT (US)     23 / 46       
As a side note to CC_Straight_Og's (rather funny ) original post, it is my firm personal belief that anyone who lets his/her opponent build 150 elbows (or 40 eles, TKs, WWs, what have you) certainly deserves what they are about to recieve.

But I can see it now... October 2002... "How can you defend against a Poseidon cav rush???"


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WhoAskedU
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:39 PM EDT (US)     24 / 46       
"Only 3 civs!!! That’s ludicrous!"
"I cant play AoM online, do you think i need to buy the retail version instead of the hacked version?"
"It says the anubites can jumb over walls, cliffs and other unpassable terrain...so why cant it jump from island to island on the Team island maps111111"

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Clarissimus
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:41 PM EDT (US)     25 / 46       
I like playing as Hades because I think being Satan is cool! Evil!!! Muhahahahahaha!

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Evil Dragon
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:51 PM EDT (US)     26 / 46       
Could someone help me?!?!? I am Zeus and I tried to do a Earthquake in the first age, and it wouldn't let me! All I had was a dinky lightning bolt, so I killed his hippo! He's gonna lose 500 food for that one!! So much for his economy! HA HA HA!!
*laughs like an obnoxious n00b*

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robdude11
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 08:51 PM EDT (US)     27 / 46       
annoying posts of october

"I got the Game!"
"Official American I got the game Thread!"
"Official Australian I got the game Thread!"
"Official Canadian I got the game Thread!"
"Official...."
"I GOT THE WAREZ EMAIL ME FOR IT!!!!"
"How do u do this..."

Clarissimus
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 09:34 PM EDT (US)     28 / 46       
Only 3 civs??!?!?!?!?!

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XCrash_Fish
Mortal
posted 22 May 2002 09:50 PM EDT (US)     29 / 46       
I think my version is bugged cuz de Nors dont have archers!!!11

Y do wallz not stop GP!

Zues's lightning bolt only kills one person... why?

I tryied to convertz an enemy MU but my monk wouldnt do it!!! why?

LOL! I swear I thought the hydra had 3 heads! but I thought I saw it grow another one!

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Though I than He - may longer live
He longer must - than I -
For I have but the power to kill,
Without--the power to die--
The only reoccurence in every AoM games you lose, is you.
_Vontos_
Mortal
(id: _Von_)
posted 22 May 2002 09:59 PM EDT (US)     30 / 46       
What's the best civ?
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