NO! THIS IS WAR!
EVERY ALPHA GUY FOR HIMSELF, NO WEAKNESS, NO MERCY!
THE BEST WILL WIN, THE WORST WILL GET PULVERISED WITH AND IRON FIST!(well, probably a meteor storm)
NO FUN GAMES, WINNING IS ALL THAT MATTERS! BUILD ORDERS! UNBEATABLE STRATGIES! UNBALANCES ARE OUR ALLIES!
CASUAL GAMERS?
SLACKERS! THE LOT OF THEM!
HOURS OF HARD TRAINING! 5 HOURS FAST CLICKING TRAINING! MOUNTHS OF MONOTONOUS GAMEPLAY!
DO WE WANT INTERESTING GAMES?????
NO!
WE WANT REPEATITION! WE WANT USEFUL BUGS! WE WANT CHEATS!
NO STRATEGY!JUST RUSHING! KICK OUT THE NON-ALPHAS! KILL THEM ALL!
dunno why I posted that...
SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT:
Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...