I can imagine it now:
FATHER CHRISTMAS, THE NEW GOD!
*Arktos(or whatever he is called) walks down the snowy mountain path, he finds a cave, hung wih icickles, and enters.
Hours down the tunnel, christmas lights litter the floor.And then, In an enormous torchlit chamber, he beholds his new God!
"HO! HO! HO!"
rings roung the cave...*
SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT:
Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...