You must be logged in to post messages.
Please login or register

Halls of Valhalla
Moderated by Yeebaagooon, TAG, Elrich

Hop to:    
Welcome! You are not logged in. Please Login or Register.139 replies, Sticky
Age of Mythology Heaven » Forums » Halls of Valhalla » HoV Forum Guide
Bottom
Topic Subject:HoV Forum Guide
« Previous Page  1 2 3 ··· 6  Next Page »
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 31 August 2009 08:21 PM EDT (US)         


Dear newcomers to the HoV.
I would like to take the time to tell you about a place known as The Halls of Valhalla.

The Halls of Valhalla is the community forum used to post anything that doesn't belong in the other sections of AoMH.
Simple enough, right?

WRONG.


What is the LPW?
The LPW stands for Last Post Wins. It is a traditional game started way back at the beginning of AoMH, this thread is used for posting content which typically does not deserve its own thread. If you have some random youtube video that doesn't warrant discussion, or crap you want to post, do it here.
At the same time as being a container for crap, it also serves as a game. The last poster, or in this case since the post cap limit was raised, the poster who gets post 2500, wins, and may then create the new LPW. Please make sure you know your Roman Numerals.


Please read the following guidelines about how to post in the HoV:

1. Put some effort into your posting. "Is my post or reply significantly interesting, humorous, or contributing to the discussion at hand?" If you cannot answer "Yes" to this, do not post it.

If you are going to post a thread in HoV, you are going to need to explain why you think it's an interesting & original topic. This can be done literally, or through the thread content itself. If you can't spend some time doing this, please don't post the thread.

You need to put effort into your replies as well. Don't regurgitate stupid catchphrases or memes, no matter how you rephrase them.

2. Stop typing like a retard: proper punctuation, spelling and grammar are a requirement for every post in HoV.


3. Don't try to tear down someone else's posting. Threadshitting makes up the worst posting on the forums - it doesn't contribute anything at all to the discussion at hand, and sabotages an opportunity for posters to make a bad thread good. Trolling is also a problem: this includes personal attacks, incredibly shitty arguments, spiteful fakeposting, and generally acting like an unfunny dickhead. Just because someone is posting like a complete idiot doesn't mean you can call them a stupid asshole - you need to take the time and intelligently point out why they are being a stupid asshole.


4. Stop being the trash of the Internet. Acting like a creep, bigot, or self-righteous a**hole is especially frowned upon. If you've got some horrible opinion about a culture, race, gender, sexual orientation or individual, please keep it to yourself and do not post on these forums.

If you choose to act creepy, or any of the aforementioned no-nos for the sake of irony, you do so at your own risk. Irony and intent can be hard to judge in the volumes of stupidity we sometimes witness, and if a mod misjudges the intent of your post.... tough. If you're not prepared to take the risk then just don't do it.

Some of you might see this as a crackdown, but hey, that's what Shanks wants.

CLEANSE HOV OF ALL UNWORTHY TRASH!


For further guidelines.
Read the sticky threads to learn more.
We happen to have a very nice one about how to make neat looking signatures, and a two very nice ones that include information valuable to any potential stalker.


From the Admins:

While HeavenGames has an established Code of Conduct, most community forums in the network choose to interpret the rules more loosely. While most of the CoC still applies, such as the rules on porn, pirated materials, and spamming, other aspects are allowed in the right situations. It is highly advised that you lurk the forum and observe regular posting habits before you start posting yourself. If you have any questions regarding moderation, feel free to email any moderator of this forum.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

[This message has been edited by That AoM Guy (edited 06-11-2017 @ 07:23 AM).]

AuthorReplies:
Cirruis
Banned
posted 31 August 2009 08:26 PM EDT (US)     1 / 139       
oR
*teehee*
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 31 August 2009 08:27 PM EDT (US)     2 / 139       
If you post a thread in all caps it makes it lowercase.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Shanks13
Rogue Agent
posted 31 August 2009 08:38 PM EDT (US)     3 / 139       
Acting like a creep, bigot, or self-righteous asshole is especially frowned upon.
Do I hear hypocrisy?

Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 31 August 2009 08:41 PM EDT (US)     4 / 139       
Absolutely not, Shanks.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
NomadicNoodle
Mortal
posted 31 August 2009 08:45 PM EDT (US)     5 / 139       
This should be stickied.
papaya
ಠ_ಠ
(id: X_MOSS)
posted 31 August 2009 08:46 PM EDT (US)     6 / 139       
It is.

oh you can wait for what I can give
you know what I am so you know how I live
try to look proud but youíre not in the slightest
its happening now and itís always been like this.
Peter Fallon
Mortal
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 31 August 2009 08:56 PM EDT (US)     7 / 139       
I approve of the title.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Dudis
Mortal
posted 31 August 2009 09:29 PM EDT (US)     8 / 139       
LEWL

"Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired"
72% of people agree with me when I say 28% of people disagree with me.
"I'll remove the clit at the end" - Rotaretilbo
" I just snapped off my penis thinking it was a nk" - BeezleBub
"Im a transexual STFU" - Briguy
aZeusdude2
Mortal
posted 31 August 2009 10:15 PM EDT (US)     9 / 139       
Nicely done.
Acting like a creep, bigot, or self-righteous asshole is especially frowned upon.

Cheddar Chap
Mortal
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 31 August 2009 11:31 PM EDT (US)     10 / 139       
I concur. Reading sarcasm or irony or--in general--humor is very hard for the average forumer. See: My case.


█▄ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▀█▀
I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Old Bachus
Mortal
posted 01 September 2009 00:16 AM EDT (US)     11 / 139       
Very well done. Nice job there Freaky .

Old Bachus, Napoleon of Spam turned half decent forumer
>>Winner of Most Improved AoMH Forumer '09<<
~If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it isn't in Danish, thank King Alfred.~
>>My work<<

"Once you've stooped to Cash4Gold type stuff, you no longer are a celebrity." - Mozzy
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 01 September 2009 02:00 AM EDT (US)     12 / 139       

<3
Crusading Knight
Mortal
posted 01 September 2009 02:39 AM EDT (US)     13 / 139       
For further guidelines.
Read the sticky threads to learn more.
We happen to have a very nice one about how to make neat looking signatures, and a two very nice ones that include information valuable to any potential stalker.
There is a mistake in this part.

///~~[Crusading Knight]~~\\\
\\\~~[Crusading Knight]~~///
And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier reporting Sir,
I've served my time in Hell.
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 01 September 2009 04:14 AM EDT (US)     14 / 139       
Freaky wins hypocrite of the year.

But I count at least 3 mistakes...

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Crusading Knight
Mortal
posted 01 September 2009 04:43 AM EDT (US)     15 / 139       
There are several, technically.

///~~[Crusading Knight]~~\\\
\\\~~[Crusading Knight]~~///
And when he gets to Heaven,
To Saint Peter he will tell,
One more soldier reporting Sir,
I've served my time in Hell.
Cheddar Chap
Mortal
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 01 September 2009 05:02 AM EDT (US)     16 / 139       
You're all mistakes.


█▄ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▀█▀
I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Dudis
Mortal
posted 01 September 2009 05:42 AM EDT (US)     17 / 139       
no u

"Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired"
72% of people agree with me when I say 28% of people disagree with me.
"I'll remove the clit at the end" - Rotaretilbo
" I just snapped off my penis thinking it was a nk" - BeezleBub
"Im a transexual STFU" - Briguy
Bingo Little
Mortal
(id: Medusasson)
posted 01 September 2009 07:02 AM EDT (US)     18 / 139       
Case study of how not to do it - Dudis' last post.


░█▀▀ ░█▀█ ░█ ░█▀▀ ░
░█▀▀ ░█▀▀ ░█ ░█ ░░░
░▀▀▀ ░▀ ░░░▀ ░▀▀▀ ░
Reinfire
Mortal
posted 01 September 2009 07:49 AM EDT (US)     19 / 139       
CLEANSE HOV OF ALL UNWORTHY TRASH!
What about trash that IS worthy?

Reinfire
--Retired Scenario Designer--
Everybody needs to beleive in something. I beleive I will have another beer
Elrich
Hero
posted 01 September 2009 11:02 AM EDT (US)     20 / 139       
PLOX 2 BAI MAI PRODUKT
'Slapping America into shape....' (brought to you by pHraeKAY Enterprises)

In all your science of the mind, seeking blind through flesh and bone
Find the blood inside this stone
Well, I know I've never shown what I feel, I've always known
I plan my vengeance on my own - and I was always alone
B Sull
Mortal
(id: Briguy54321)
posted 01 September 2009 11:24 AM EDT (US)     21 / 139       
Lol Freaky, he knew this would get stickied

I need to think of a new sig.
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 01 September 2009 04:03 PM EDT (US)     22 / 139       
But I count at least 3 mistakes...
Shoot me an Email, and I'll remedy the situation.

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 01 September 2009 05:19 PM EDT (US)     23 / 139       
No need.

Overall it's a good guide and long overdue.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
papaya
ಠ_ಠ
(id: X_MOSS)
posted 01 September 2009 07:50 PM EDT (US)     24 / 139       
Lol Freaky, he knew this would get stickied
Well considering I asked him to make a forum guide that we can sticky in the HoV, yes, he did know it would get stickied.

oh you can wait for what I can give
you know what I am so you know how I live
try to look proud but youíre not in the slightest
its happening now and itís always been like this.
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 01 September 2009 08:01 PM EDT (US)     25 / 139       
what?

(_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
« Previous Page  1 2 3 ··· 6  Next Page »
You must be logged in to post messages.
Please login or register

Hop to:    

Age of Mythology Heaven | HeavenGames