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Topic Subject:Yeebaagoon goes hunting
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 25 July 2016 05:32 PM EDT (US)         
ITT: Reach has been playing far too much Rimworld.


Reach: Yeebaagon wake up.
Yeebaagoon: My name is Yeebaagooon you oaf!
Reach: Look the character limit on names is 9 so you're going to have to be Yeebaagon.
Yeebaagon: Dam it.
Reach: Look will you wake up, we've finally arrived.
Yeebaagon: AT LAST!
Reach: Look just don't freak out... the cryosleep process has some strange effects.
Yeebaagon: Like what?
Reach: Well for example, you're now a 59 year old woman.
Yeebaagon: ....
Reach: Look just don't question it, I'll get building a shelter, and we'll be fine.

http://i.imgur.com/brPSQPn.jpg

And so two brave explorers made planetfall, the competent and well rounded reach, who would be a shining example to all future colonists.

And... erm.. Yeebaagon. The "Medieval lord" who had funded this whole trip across the galaxy, and intended to create the greatest hunting lodge this side of the horse head nebula. Of course being a Medieval lord prevented Yeebaagon from doing unskilled labor. Or skilled labor. Or anything that might be seen as remotely productive.

Reach: So look this area seems to be swarming with animals, would you mind getting rid of some of the more dangerous ones while I work.
Yeebaagon: LET THE HUNT BEGIN!

http://i.imgur.com/sNL0PsU.jpg

Reach: OK. 1- Who the F*** goes hunting with a minigun, and 2- That was a squirrel.
Yeebaagon: "Was" being the operative word.
Reach: Why did I sign up to this again?

And so the lodge took shape. Reach worked day and night erecting a structure to withstand the elements, while Yeebaagon gallivanted around the map slaughtering animals for sport.

That was until one fateful day when Ralsa arrived.

http://i.imgur.com/kF6T4d2.jpg

Of course he was.

Yeebaagon: Look what are you talking about, Ralsa makes me feel like a real woman.
Reach: He's two decades younger than you.
Yeebaagon: Look don't you have a ditch to dig somewhere?
Reach: Fine, i'm heading outside, but you better have dealt with all the dangerous animals.

http://i.imgur.com/yxgmlvD.jpg

And that was the last we heard of Reach, as moments later he was devoured by a ravenous Warg, which Yeebaagon may have taken a pot shot at. While Reach was walking past it.

http://i.imgur.com/4GF6PQf.jpg

Reach: So the bad news is i'm dead. The good news is you killed the Warg, and apparently every other animal in a 500 mile radius.
Yeebaagon: And we got a new slave! Susy.
Susy: Sup.
Reach: I'm going to haunt you all so hard.

http://i.imgur.com/DkjX3zn.jpg

Reach: You know you could bury me.
Yeebaagon: No time, Ralsa is digging the air-vent to cool the new meat freezer.
Reach: Erm is that cooler on already?
Yeebaagon: Yeah of course, got to keep it cool!
Reach: You know that pocket of air behind it is now like 100 degrees celcius.
Yeebaagon: I'm sure it's fine.
Ralsa: Oh god the air it burns! IT BURNS! AHHHH.

And so with a burnt lover, and a new slave, Yeebaagoon continued working towards the goal of killing every animal on the planet. During a raid Susy would have her right hand cut off by enemy raiders, but things finally started to settle down.

http://i.imgur.com/FA7fH5t.jpg


That is of course until the final raid came.

http://i.imgur.com/MIeKohr.jpg

Yeebaagon would gloriously kill Jung and wound Karen, however not before Knave shoot of Yeebaagons left leg with a sniper rifle.

Yeebaagon: AHHH MY LEG!
Reach: This is literally the best.

Ralsa would save Yeebaagon and bring her inside, taking a sniper rifle round to the chest, losing a lung. Shortly after Yeebaagon and Susy would get Plague and become completely bed bound, which meant there was no one left to treat Ralsa's wound.

He'd spend the final few days treating the others plague, before dying of bloodloss, at which point the others died too due to lack of treatment for the plague.

http://i.imgur.com/EvMnQdL.jpg

Yeebaagon: This did not go as planned.
Reach: You think?
Yeebaagon: I mean, Ralsa didn't even manage to finish building my grand Mauseleum!
Reach: You're an idiot.

http://i.imgur.com/a1doJEt.jpg

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature

[This message has been edited by Out Reach (edited 07-26-2016 @ 03:03 AM).]

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posted 28 July 2016 09:51 AM EDT (US)     1 / 8       
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Yeebaagooon
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posted 28 July 2016 02:46 PM EDT (US)     2 / 8       
I have literally no idea what is going on.

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Out Reach
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posted 28 July 2016 04:11 PM EDT (US)     3 / 8       
I want you to know I regularly put you in all my games.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 28 July 2016 10:47 PM EDT (US)     4 / 8       
maybe it was all just a wet dream.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
Nanodude
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posted 29 July 2016 09:28 AM EDT (US)     5 / 8       
... it wouldn't be the first time

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Eurotool
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posted 29 July 2016 10:18 PM EDT (US)     6 / 8       
I thought this was the MOTM thread

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XLightningStormL
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posted 29 July 2016 10:56 PM EDT (US)     7 / 8       
COOL STORY BRO 2016

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Yeebaagooon
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posted 30 July 2016 04:05 AM EDT (US)     8 / 8       
I thought this was the MOTM thread
That could be arranged.

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"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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