As posted over at PAOM.
I thought it would be fun to get it going over here too.
You go to the bank and wonder where all the caravans went to.
You insist that eating KFC is at the same speed as picking berries for dinner.
At the local football game you yell, “Micro, micro, ya 1600 losers!”
You think the best tactic against Iraq is to hit their gold pile early and often.
You buy 1 cheeseburger combo for the whole family and insist that Odin will multiply it.
You tell your parents you won’t go back to high school until they “patch” the uber-math.
You carry your groceries home from the store one armload at a time and curse the loss of your oxcart.
You complain about “deep Blue Sea” because the shark shouldn’t have been able to use his special attack on Samuel L. Jackson.
You laugh at your friends that make more money than you and call them “eco-whores”.
I'm quasi-1700+. I'm the Diet Coke of 1700+. Just one calorie. Not 1700+ enough!