'I start a 2 on 2 rated match,
everything going ok,
but I realize off the bat,
things won't be going my way...'
'He starts off killing his scout,
he sends his villies all to wood,
I wonder what this is about,
and realize that I am...'
'Stuck with a n00b!
Stuck with a n00b!'
'He thinks that Fast Archiacic is a strat,
He has 6 villies by the Classical Age,
His economy is nearly flat,
And I realize that I am...'
(Chorus)
'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
'After he reaches Heroic,
Time is Twelve mins by the way,
He finally begins his scouting,
and asks 'do you know how to play?'
'I want n00bs gone!
From ESO!
I want them gone!
They got to go...!'
'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
'He seems to be glued to Taunt Nine-Nine-Nine,
if he keeps this up, I'll have to resign,
My rating just falls down and down,
will the game ever be rid of these clowns?'
'Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
Stuck with a n00b!
I say...
Stuck with a n00b!
Not OK!
Stuck with a n00b!
Not again!
Stuck with a n00b!
Will it ever cease?'
(Repeat, Fade out)