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- "Has the mummy been cut?"
- "No"
- "Dammit, why did you cut the mummy?"
- "We didn't.."
- "I know, but why did you cut him!?"
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tears!tears! I need more tears to laugh!
LLLOOOOLLLL
Yet never laughed so this year, THANX for this joke THANX!
Where's paradise?...............AoM is....In war there're only loosers!
Paradise is in your heart - ..gonna come! Love is the soul's blood!
open your heart and you'll be in paradise!..There's no uncertainty, there's only hope!
What's the difference between a raven?...What's yellow and hangs in a tree?
Nothing...its legs are both equal, all about the right one!...=> A blue couch!
Real may say he leaves...but be sure, he'll come back!