forgive my sarcasm but...
Vladimir87- "Stupid vill! Quit playing cards and go get some wood! I need a navy come on get of your butt!"
Villager: "Shut up you idiot. I'm too lazy to get wood, or anything. Haham flush! Gimme that fish you gambled George. Well waht I was saying is if you wanna make a navy, you build your own raft! Go away!"
Vladimir87: "I'm warning you I am gonna use force. You do what I say, cuz I am the general. NOW GET WOOD!!! YOU BETTER CHOP IT FAST TOO!!"
Villager: "Shut up I'm tired. I am tired of working my tail off for your need of violence. Sign a treaty why don't ya. I got 50 food, roughly 1/2 of a deer, to be trained, and I haven't eaten in 4 days since! You only care about sending down the meteors don't ya! I never get anything, except a little stat at teh end of the game at how much stuff I collected. SHUT UP!"
Vladimir87- "You moron! The teams are locked, so I can't ally! And if you don't work for me, his minotaurs are gonna rip your tiny body apart like sticks. AND I DON'T GOT NO MORE GPS TO SEND AT HIM, I USED ALL 4 UP! I ahve o army, and he's about to smash me."
Villager: "Look at your rank. You are a stupid 1730. I think I am gonna desert and join outburst_elf! I'm tired of you overworking me! Hey Jimmy, let me on your fishing ship! We are leaving this dump!"
Vladimir87: "Do I have to remind you of something? *Brings in his galleys and surrounds the fishing ships*"
Villager: "*throws a hammer at the nearest one and laughs* You can't force fire on your own ships with galleys smart. Im the one getting the resources. I know those aren't seige ships, as we haven't mined any gold. See ya at your grave Vladimir87!"
Vladimir87- "Oh, do I have to remind you of something else? *clicks the vill who starts fervently apologizing* May theis be a lesson to you all! *clicks delete and laughs at the bloody mess ont the ship. Vill's friend put cards away and start mining. Before long though, they lose concentration and play tag in the woods. A platoon of calvary guts them all, and Vladimir87's economy is gone."
I don't really like your idea, my vills would eat the fod fromt the farms!
:P -Vladimir87
edit/ the game is day by day, how could villagers die? /edit
[This message has been edited by vladimir87 (edited 01-20-2002 @ 12:51 PM).]