Look, these guys are a bit, well eccentric, so, if, like, they offer you food, like, smile nice and hit them round the head with a cooking stove.
Of coarse, if you dont value your intestine, you could eat the food.
Welcome, but remember, I warned you...
SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT:
Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...