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Topic Subject: What will be the Most Annoying Post of October?
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posted 21 May 2002 11:35 PM EDT (US)   
Anyone who was around the AoKH forums will know what I mean. The forum was often filled with posts such as:

"How do I Counter 150 English Longbows?"
"The SMush Cannot be Beaten!"
"Ban the Chinese...and Franks, Huns, Brits!"
"Japs never fought Aztecs in real life."
"My Opponents are ALWAYS Cheating, but I can't Record Games!"

My question is... What will be the most annoying posts in the weeks after AoM is released? Here's my guesses, based on past experience...

"How do I counter 45 Minotaurs?"
"The EPRush (Egyptian Priest Rush) Cannot be Beaten!"
"Ban Zeus...and Ra, Set, the Norse all together!"
"There is No Such Thing as GPs in Real Life."
"My Opponent are Cheating, but I can't Record Games!"

Anyone else like to guess? This thread is j/k. No offense to people who actually let your opponents build 150 elbows and can't record games...

posted 22 May 2002 10:05 PM EDT (US)     31 / 46  
They say that the pop cap is 150. How come I can't I make 150 mountain giants? There is something wrong with this crappy game.

la guerre comme la guerre
posted 22 May 2002 10:05 PM EDT (US)     32 / 46  
whens the next game ES?

posted 22 May 2002 10:31 PM EDT (US)     33 / 46  
Where are the Roman legionaires??? There are these guys called hoplites that look like legionaires but they have a spear! This can't be right!

Why doesn't AoM run on my 7 year old vid card?

[This message has been edited by Imperialarc (edited 05-22-2002 @ 10:34 PM).]

posted 22 May 2002 10:48 PM EDT (US)     34 / 46  
itd b funny to c...

whats AOM?
where can i get AOM?

posted 22 May 2002 11:04 PM EDT (US)     35 / 46  
Cna ne1 tell me teh cheets 4 this gam?e
posted 23 May 2002 05:42 AM EDT (US)     36 / 46  
Does anyone know where the 'build a zoo' button is, to move all those hippos, elephants, monkeys and flying horses to?
Thanks in advance
posted 23 May 2002 05:55 AM EDT (US)     37 / 46  
Hope some one can help me
My villies fire arrows when I ask them to hunt deer or elephants or boars but I don't know where they lose their bows and arrows 'cos when I ask them to attack my enemy they go marching near the enemy unit trying to attack with a hammer ( or is it something else? ) and get killed.

Does anyone know how to tell the villies to fire arrows?
Thanks in advance

posted 23 May 2002 06:01 AM EDT (US)     38 / 46  
lol @ dennis, i can remember the good old days when i first bought AOK the xmas it came out and i said that myself:P

i was shouting at the little buggers to use their bows but they just wouldnt listen

I think the first annoying post we'll see is

"Suggestions for the Expansion pack"
"this isnt as realistic as the other 2 games"

the greatest n00b of them all
posted 23 May 2002 09:17 AM EDT (US)     39 / 46  
"WahT is AoMMmMmM????? sI It fnuUUN?????"

"AoM si In 2DDDdDD!!!!11!1!!!1 YoU dnU LEie t0 me!1!1!!! ES wuLD ntO Maek there GaemS 3D!1!!11111111!!!111"

Joking leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
I'm Joking.

posted 23 May 2002 09:38 AM EDT (US)     40 / 46  
"told u EE is more realistic then AoM!!!!!!!!1111"

"all the experts still play AoK (or RoR), AoM is for n00biz!"

"i never win.; should i build more villagers or 3 is enuff?"

"what's yo favorite unit???????????" (1000 times)

"where can i download the game from???"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! they didn't accept my suggestion about villagers needing to sleep!!!! "

"no deerman?! I'm returning thr game to the store!"

The Last Knight
Grasshoppers are cheap, nutritious, tasety,Kosher and easy to dissect
posted 23 May 2002 10:46 AM EDT (US)     41 / 46  
Nobody wants to play with me one zone cause I use homemade maps WHY???

When I type "It is a good day to die" my units and buildings doesn't get unlimited HP:s Why?

When children blow themself up it is called stupidity. When soldiers do it is called Heroism.

It is with mixed feelings you sit down on a hot toilet seat.

Behind every succesful AoM player there is ........ME.

posted 23 May 2002 10:56 AM EDT (US)     42 / 46  
How old are the people that play AOM?

Where can I get information about AOM?

Has anyone beat the computer on hardest?

Why does the UI have banners on top?

What happened to Imperial Age?

How do I advance through the ages?

Civs that should have been included in AOM.

[Pick Civ] is unbalanced.

I can't build TCs. Can someone help me?

"The devil and the priest can't exist if one goes away, its just like the battle of the sun and moon, night and day. The force of the devil is what we are told to fear. Watch out for religion when he gets too near."
"Living in a world of fantasy, I can hide behind what's real."
"Behind a smile, there's danger and a promise to be told, you'll never get old. Life's fantasy, to be locked away and still to think you're free! So live for today, tomorrow never comes. Die young."
posted 23 May 2002 11:27 AM EDT (US)     43 / 46  

I made a post asking how old people are

Thats just mean.

Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...
posted 23 May 2002 01:25 PM EDT (US)     44 / 46  
"Where are the Flying Purple Hippos!"
posted 23 May 2002 02:37 PM EDT (US)     45 / 46  
I will be asking that question if ES doesn't put them in

"It may come as a shock to you . . . You can have fun and be serious all at the same time."
posted 23 May 2002 04:01 PM EDT (US)     46 / 46  


"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! they didn't accept my suggestion about villagers needing to sleep!!!! "

I remember a post after AoK's release complaining that it sucked that you didn't have to resupply your troops with food and arrows.

At some point...realism starts to suck.

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