ARRRRRGH!
Are we invaded by aliens?
Has everyone gone radioactive?
Is body paint the new thing in?
Is everyone suddenly very ill?
Has the sun changed so it gives only one colour?
Have we mutated to a new race of half-man, half-lizard beasts?
WHY IS EVERYONE GREEN ALL OF A SUDDEN!
By the way, i do know why people have green names, its just odd how many greenies there are hanging around here.
SNIPPETS OF A CAFE CHAT:
Hey hi, damn, where is my... ...fridge, y'now, its been playing... ...with his nailclippers! I didnt know what to... ...weed, cos' i'm not a gardner, unlike Old... ...cushion, now it was... ...a bit soggy, with all his diarrhoea... ...experience with the theoretical side of... ...cats, oh they are doing... ...dancing with his best friend! now I would like to... ...grasp by the hilt you see? Anyway better be... ...going to lose his socks, silly... ...frog. Cya'...