Okay i have seen a lot of pointless jokes that take up a whole topic. to stop the spamming and make the mods happy, let's tell all our jokes in this thread shall we?
Begin...now.
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Dark_nation Mortal
posted 03 May 2003 04:25 PM
EDT (US)
201 / 210
haha.. i liked the church one more
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WilliamtheBloody Mortal
posted 03 May 2003 04:59 PM
EDT (US)
202 / 210
Quoted from Flames:
Three times and is still find the raven thing funny.
Only three? I open that up in the scenario editor every day and watch it. The laugh is what makes it perfect. The other day I was trying to convince a friend of mine to use Skult's voice during a Business Law presentation. "If you give me my pension fund, I will grant you a quick death! Otherwise, I guarantee it will be loonnnggg and painful!" I'm sure the professor would have loved that! Yes, I am a screwball in college, just like I am here. That's half my charm!
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Ian Gilbert Mortal
posted 03 May 2003 10:51 PM
EDT (US)
203 / 210
LOL! How do you make skult do the raven thing in the editor?
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psychomonkey2000 Mortal
posted 04 May 2003 07:15 AM
EDT (US)
204 / 210
you kill him. What I want to know is how he mgets him to laugh first.
CARPE DUCTUM! Before you judge someone try walking a mile in their shoes, that way if you still don't like them you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Random monthly factoid #2: If a monkey bites you, youhave to bite it back or it will assume it is the alpha male "In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Kittina Mortal
posted 04 May 2003 03:13 PM
EDT (US)
205 / 210
Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? Cuz he was lookin for Pooh!
ROFLMFAO!!!111!~!!!!1eleven!!one11
uhm.... nvm.. *walks away in shame with kitty tail hidden*
-Kitty
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CARPE DUCTUM! Before you judge someone try walking a mile in their shoes, that way if you still don't like them you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Random monthly factoid #2: If a monkey bites you, youhave to bite it back or it will assume it is the alpha male "In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
Daveguy_700 Mortal
posted 05 May 2003 06:20 PM
EDT (US)
207 / 210
Quote:
Two blondes were walking in the forest one day, when they found some tracks on the ground. The first blonde said, "I know what kind of tracks those are. Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde shook her head and said, "No, those are elk tracks." The first blonde said, "No, my daddy showed me those kind of tracks before, and those are deer tracks."
Then the second blonde said, "Well, MY daddy showed me these same exact kind of tracks, and I'm sure these are elk tracks." The two of them argued back and forth for about 15 minutes, and then a train ran them over.
Hilarious.
***Daveguy_700*** The Sword of Archon| Post your best jokes here! | Daveguy_700@hotmail.com | Proud member of the PW clan! "If you choose a job you like, you do not have to work a day in your life" -umm...some...guy.... "Not all who wander are lost" -J.R.R. Tolkien
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KnightswhosayNI Mortal
posted 05 May 2003 06:27 PM
EDT (US)
208 / 210
i don't get it
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