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Topic Subject: "You are unwise to lower your pants."
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posted 28 May 2007 01:23 PM EDT (US)   
http://humour.200ok.com.au/starwars_pants.html
Stolen from AoE3H, it's The Pants Thread!


Step 1
  • Take a quote, from a movie, song, saying, forummer, or anything else.
    Step 2
  • Replace 1 word with the word, Pants.


    Zis colour scheme makes my pants bleed chocolate. No, really. -Botolf

    (_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
    (is not as helluva drug as pepe)

    [This message has been edited by Freaky2 (edited 05-28-2007 @ 01:23 PM).]

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    posted 28 May 2007 01:25 PM EDT (US)     1 / 34  
    Pants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB

    Omega Studios
    Meh you are teh and meh teh ate you
    posted 28 May 2007 02:52 PM EDT (US)     2 / 34  
    "I'm gonna make you a pants you can't refuse." - The Godfather
    posted 28 May 2007 02:59 PM EDT (US)     3 / 34  
    'The fate of middle earth now depends on pants' - LOTR

    Lol, great thread

    AND:

    Behold!

    'I am attempting to devise another way of travelling at slipstream velocity without damaging my pants' - Seven Of Nine (Star Trek Voyager)

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    [This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 05-28-2007 @ 03:01 PM).]

    posted 28 May 2007 03:07 PM EDT (US)     4 / 34  
    Some of those Star Wars quotes are really funny.

    A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW

    Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ

    Pants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB

    posted 28 May 2007 03:24 PM EDT (US)     5 / 34  
    "Could pants carry a coconut? Maybe it was an African pants!" - Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
    posted 28 May 2007 10:16 PM EDT (US)     6 / 34  
    "Four score and seven pants ago..."- Abraham Lincoln

    "Be polite with few, but intimate with pants"-Thomas Jefferson

    "We hold these truths to be self evident: that all pants are created equal..."- Thomas Jefferson

    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."

    [This message has been edited by W0lf_Darkmonarch (edited 05-28-2007 @ 10:18 PM).]

    posted 28 May 2007 10:25 PM EDT (US)     7 / 34  
    "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the pants"

    oh you can wait for what I can give
    you know what I am so you know how I live
    try to look proud but youíre not in the slightest
    its happening now and itís always been like this.
    posted 28 May 2007 10:37 PM EDT (US)     8 / 34  
    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who pantsed who. " -King of the Swamp, Monty Python Holy Grail.

    "Listen, strange women lyin' in pants distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." - Dennis, Monty Python Holy Grail

    (_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
    (is not as helluva drug as pepe)
    posted 29 May 2007 02:24 AM EDT (US)     9 / 34  
    " My men! Prepare your pants and eat hearty! For tonight we dine in pants!! " Leonidas, 300

    Reconcile not with the fear of the snake, but embrace it as your own...
    posted 29 May 2007 05:31 AM EDT (US)     10 / 34  
    Age of Pants The Titans- AomTT

    Pants war The Return of the jedi-star wars

    Omega Studios
    Meh you are teh and meh teh ate you
    posted 29 May 2007 06:18 AM EDT (US)     11 / 34  
    " I don't fear the pants! " Aragorn, the return of the king

    Reconcile not with the fear of the snake, but embrace it as your own...
    posted 29 May 2007 09:02 AM EDT (US)     12 / 34  
    'The world is changing. I can feel it in ym pants' - Galadriel

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    posted 29 May 2007 12:19 PM EDT (US)     13 / 34  
    Ha! I was looking for movie quotes and found a site that had a search bar. One of the example searches was pants.

    I don't want to achieve immortality through my pants. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen

    posted 29 May 2007 03:20 PM EDT (US)     14 / 34  
    "Counter-Terrorist Unit! Drop your pants and turn around slowly!"- Jack Bauer

    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
    posted 29 May 2007 03:26 PM EDT (US)     15 / 34  
    Pants-Google(changed the name of googe in pants)

    Omega Studios
    Meh you are teh and meh teh ate you
    posted 29 May 2007 04:14 PM EDT (US)     16 / 34  
    I thought about stealing this from AoE3H at one point, but didn't think it'd be so well received.

    "Romeo and Pants"

    "Imagination is built upon pants."-Elizabeth Stuart Phelps

    "Pants of mass destruction"-G.W. Bush

    "The pants are much greener on the other side."

    "Pants? This is SPARTA!"-The Venerable Late King Leonidus

    Bitchesssssssssss

    I consider that just fine for a sig since I've seen people with "Penis" et cetera.
    posted 29 May 2007 04:16 PM EDT (US)     17 / 34  
    Even the smallest person can change the pants of the future

    'I know you are here, Luke. I have felt your pants' - Darth Vader lol

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    posted 29 May 2007 04:19 PM EDT (US)     18 / 34  
    "No Luke, I am your pants."-Darth Vader

    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."
    posted 29 May 2007 04:25 PM EDT (US)     19 / 34  
    Its 5-year mission, to explore strange new pants... to boldly go where no man has gone before.

    So tell me, what's become of my pants?

    When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, any pants your heart desires will come to you.

    The pants of the dark side have fallen.

    I'm a little n00blet short and stout,
    Here is my sCrEEnNaME here is my SHOUT!1!
    When I get all angry, I flame and pout.
    Ban me forever, and kick me out!
    The Prophet of Pi Speaks!
    Pi≈3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
    posted 29 May 2007 07:03 PM EDT (US)     20 / 34  
    ENTER SANDPANTS

    ANYONE ANYONE?

    ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
    posted 29 May 2007 08:17 PM EDT (US)     21 / 34  
    Like, the Metallica song?

    And my quote:
    "What's the worst thing I could say? Things are better off with pants..."
    - My Chemical Romance (song:Helena)

    "We swim because we are too sexy for a sport that requires clothes."

    [This message has been edited by W0lf_Darkmonarch (edited 05-29-2007 @ 08:21 PM).]

    posted 29 May 2007 09:18 PM EDT (US)     22 / 34  
    Way to make my quote embarrassing, Freaky!

    | Botolf the Crazed |
    There's treasure everywhere!
    Winner of the Kman Lame Puns Award
    posted 29 May 2007 09:34 PM EDT (US)     23 / 34  
    Way to make my pants embarrassing, Freaky!
    Is that a complaint, or a complement?

    (_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅marij̲u̲̅an̲̅a̲̅̅_̅_̅_̅()
    (is not as helluva drug as pepe)
    posted 29 May 2007 09:35 PM EDT (US)     24 / 34  
    "With great power comes great pants."

    posted 29 May 2007 09:39 PM EDT (US)     25 / 34  
    Is that a complaint, or a complement?
    Complaint/Possible-future-assassination-attempt.

    | Botolf the Crazed |
    There's treasure everywhere!
    Winner of the Kman Lame Puns Award
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