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Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 31 August 2009 08:21 PM EDT (US)         


Dear newcomers to the HoV.
I would like to take the time to tell you about a place known as The Halls of Valhalla.

The Halls of Valhalla is the community forum used to post anything that doesn't belong in the other sections of AoMH.
Simple enough, right?

WRONG.


What is the LPW?
The LPW stands for Last Post Wins. It is a traditional game started way back at the beginning of AoMH, this thread is used for posting content which typically does not deserve its own thread. If you have some random youtube video that doesn't warrant discussion, or crap you want to post, do it here.
At the same time as being a container for crap, it also serves as a game. The last poster, or in this case since the post cap limit was raised, the poster who gets post 2500, wins, and may then create the new LPW. Please make sure you know your Roman Numerals.


Please read the following guidelines about how to post in the HoV:

1. Put some effort into your posting. "Is my post or reply significantly interesting, humorous, or contributing to the discussion at hand?" If you cannot answer "Yes" to this, do not post it.

If you are going to post a thread in HoV, you are going to need to explain why you think it's an interesting & original topic. This can be done literally, or through the thread content itself. If you can't spend some time doing this, please don't post the thread.

You need to put effort into your replies as well. Don't regurgitate stupid catchphrases or memes, no matter how you rephrase them.

2. Stop typing like a retard: proper punctuation, spelling and grammar are a requirement for every post in HoV.


3. Don't try to tear down someone else's posting. Threadshitting makes up the worst posting on the forums - it doesn't contribute anything at all to the discussion at hand, and sabotages an opportunity for posters to make a bad thread good. Trolling is also a problem: this includes personal attacks, incredibly shitty arguments, spiteful fakeposting, and generally acting like an unfunny dickhead. Just because someone is posting like a complete idiot doesn't mean you can call them a stupid asshole - you need to take the time and intelligently point out why they are being a stupid asshole.


4. Stop being the trash of the Internet. Acting like a creep, bigot, or self-righteous a**hole is especially frowned upon. If you've got some horrible opinion about a culture, race, gender, sexual orientation or individual, please keep it to yourself and do not post on these forums.

If you choose to act creepy, or any of the aforementioned no-nos for the sake of irony, you do so at your own risk. Irony and intent can be hard to judge in the volumes of stupidity we sometimes witness, and if a mod misjudges the intent of your post.... tough. If you're not prepared to take the risk then just don't do it.

Some of you might see this as a crackdown, but hey, that's what Shanks wants.

CLEANSE HOV OF ALL UNWORTHY TRASH!


For further guidelines.
Read the sticky threads to learn more.
We happen to have a very nice one about how to make neat looking signatures, and a two very nice ones that include information valuable to any potential stalker.


From the Admins:

While HeavenGames has an established Code of Conduct, most community forums in the network choose to interpret the rules more loosely. While most of the CoC still applies, such as the rules on porn, pirated materials, and spamming, other aspects are allowed in the right situations. It is highly advised that you lurk the forum and observe regular posting habits before you start posting yourself. If you have any questions regarding moderation, feel free to email any moderator of this forum.

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)

[This message has been edited by That AoM Guy (edited 06-11-2017 @ 07:23 AM).]

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Cheddar Chap
Mortal
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 18 October 2010 02:31 AM EDT (US)     101 / 139       
You were looking for the noun form of the word.

Logic(s) (noun)
Logical (adjective)
Logically (adverb)

As far as I know, there are no other forms of the word. And "logicality behind the meaning of words" is a stupid retarded phrase to begin with, as is "logic behind the word".

Did you mean etymology behind the meaning of words? Semantics behind the meaning of words?


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
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Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 02:37 AM EDT (US)     102 / 139       
And you all think that I am psychopathic...

And no, that's not the noun form that I was thinking of. There is a certain concept that I can't quite express with the form "logic." So, I merely created a new form (if it's not already) to try to describe my perception.

[This message has been edited by Rhonde_SCheese (edited 10-18-2010 @ 02:43 AM).]

Cheddar Chap
Mortal
(id: The Cheese Man)
posted 18 October 2010 02:57 AM EDT (US)     103 / 139       
Only one noun form, Dearie.


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I too always thought "blog" would sound less silly as the years went by.
Mozzarella Man Cheddar Chap, Brie Bloke, Gorgonzola Guy, Feta Fellow, Wensleydale Warrior, Edam Emperor, Parmesan Priest,
Munster Mate, Asiago Associate, Provolone Player, Havarti Hunk, Romano Rabbi, Swiss Soldier, Limburger Lass, Gouda Gentleman
Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 03:44 AM EDT (US)     104 / 139       
How un-original......

[This message has been edited by Rhonde_SCheese (edited 10-18-2010 @ 03:44 AM).]

Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 18 October 2010 02:44 PM EDT (US)     105 / 139       
people have said that I am a bit cold and psychopathic every so often.
People say the same about me.
But it's because I don't give a shit about anything.

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Peter Fallon
Mortal
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 18 October 2010 02:56 PM EDT (US)     106 / 139       
Freaky is a nihilist you don't want to **** with

he won't care

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 03:12 PM EDT (US)     107 / 139       
Then again, Phraekay, does your personality contain some sort of bi-polarity like mine does? You see, for me, my "psychopathy" (I should have rightfully put them in quotes at the beginning of this divergent convo) is merely one fraction of the problem.
Spudders
Mortal
(id: Shraze)
posted 18 October 2010 06:40 PM EDT (US)     108 / 139       
Oh, don't cry, my dear Rhonde. It'll be ok, dearie. Just accept that we love to screw with each other and newbies (especially you, your responses are so naive and amusing) just for the heck of it. And it seems that you cannot understand that. Poor dear.

HH - AoMH

Total Forge projects completed: 82 (includes screenshots, game variants, and map variants)
Current Forge project: A secret!

[This message has been edited by Shraze (edited 10-18-2010 @ 06:43 PM).]

WinstonShnozwick
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 06:41 PM EDT (US)     109 / 139       
Im ok with you being a retarded sociopath as long as you dont kill anyone.

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Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 18 October 2010 07:13 PM EDT (US)     110 / 139       
She won't.

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Weed Basket
Carrier-pigeon of bad news
(id: Baske)
posted 18 October 2010 07:50 PM EDT (US)     111 / 139       
Honestly, what the hell is all this hostility against Rhonde about?
Peter Fallon
Mortal
(id: Xzyiothe)
posted 18 October 2010 08:12 PM EDT (US)     112 / 139       
Rhonde is an annoying troll that isn't funny, entertaining, or the least bit amusing.

☭ Long live the Turk ☭
"Xzy is the worst parts of kman and legion combined, only with proper spelling so you know he's smart enough to act otherwise if he wasn't such an idiot." - theferret
"Xzy is like all of the terrible Guardian contributors rolled into one person. Proof that you can genetically engineer a humanoid abomination." - Fiindil
Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 10:08 PM EDT (US)     113 / 139       
Oh, don't cry, my dear Rhonda [sic]...
Im ok with you being a retarded sociopath....
Oh, sister...

I say as I do to men from those various boards that I visit: keep it in your pants! Thank you...
[She] isn't funny, entertaining, or the least bit amusing.
Oh, sure I am, xzy! Many of you lot think I am! Absolutely. You know why I believe this? It's because if I wasn't behaving in a "stupid" manner, there would be no real incentive for you guys to keep coming back to respond to my annoying personality and make fun of me, Right? I mean, y'all weren't just trying to strike back at me for being irritating to you. If you go back to read your posts, I think it's pretty clear that your guy's response has a component of poking fun at me: surely you guys remember your calling me a psychopath, a "retard" and whatnot? (Not implying that I'm bothered by it, just saying that you guys are doing it)

See what I mean? I'm not as dumb as you think I am. (And, as I know that many men tend to think of "un-intelligent" women as "sexually available," I say again, stay away and keep your disgusting things where they belong! Thank you)
Honestly, what the hell is all this hostility against Rhonde about?
Oh no worries, sweety. They love me more than they're displaying. Not as much as I love you, but nevertheless, it's there.

[This message has been edited by Rhonde_SCheese (edited 10-18-2010 @ 10:39 PM).]

Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 18 October 2010 11:07 PM EDT (US)     114 / 139       
wut

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
WinstonShnozwick
Mortal
posted 18 October 2010 11:56 PM EDT (US)     115 / 139       
I say as I do to men from those various boards that I visit: keep it in your pants! Thank you...
See what I mean? I'm not as dumb as you think I am. (And, as I know that many men tend to think of "un-intelligent" women as "sexually available," I say again, stay away and keep your disgusting things where they belong! Thank you)
Damn it, she's onto us guys. She knows all about our plan to seduce and have sexual intercourse with her!

Tired of unorigional, boring campaigns? Try out DEMO|Legacy - The Uprising|DEMO
Completely New Gameplay. Random Map Type Replayability. Delve into Nomadican|FEATURES|DOWNLOAD|
Want to know how to use triggers and/or create amazing factors in your scenarios? You need Combination Effects|FEATURES|DOWNLOAD|
Automaton Metals Textures, New Custom Triggers
Upcoming Projects: Legacy - The Uprising, Destiny
6/12/1997, a day that will live in infamy.
Spudders
Mortal
(id: Shraze)
posted 18 October 2010 11:56 PM EDT (US)     116 / 139       
We've been feeding a troll, gentlemen.

HH - AoMH

Total Forge projects completed: 82 (includes screenshots, game variants, and map variants)
Current Forge project: A secret!
Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 19 October 2010 00:36 AM EDT (US)     117 / 139       
Mmm, you should talk, Shraze.
Spudders
Mortal
(id: Shraze)
posted 19 October 2010 10:12 PM EDT (US)     118 / 139       
Nobody likes a bipolar troll.

HH - AoMH

Total Forge projects completed: 82 (includes screenshots, game variants, and map variants)
Current Forge project: A secret!
Rhonde_SCheese
Mortal
posted 20 October 2010 06:31 PM EDT (US)     119 / 139       
No one should like a troll, period, but my point is that you have no right whatsoever to call me one, Mr. "Let's Put Baske and Zxyiothe together to kill Rhonda."

[This message has been edited by Rhonde_SCheese (edited 10-20-2010 @ 06:32 PM).]

WinstonShnozwick
Mortal
posted 20 October 2010 07:55 PM EDT (US)     120 / 139       
You spelled Xzyiothe wrong.

Tired of unorigional, boring campaigns? Try out DEMO|Legacy - The Uprising|DEMO
Completely New Gameplay. Random Map Type Replayability. Delve into Nomadican|FEATURES|DOWNLOAD|
Want to know how to use triggers and/or create amazing factors in your scenarios? You need Combination Effects|FEATURES|DOWNLOAD|
Automaton Metals Textures, New Custom Triggers
Upcoming Projects: Legacy - The Uprising, Destiny
6/12/1997, a day that will live in infamy.
Blatant
DoFH Seraph & Director of Seraphs
(id: blatant7)
posted 20 October 2010 09:37 PM EDT (US)     121 / 139       
Can't blame him to be honest. The letters "x" "y" and "z" should never be in the same word.

Yes, I began my journey alone, and I ended it alone.
But that does not mean that I walked alone. ~ Brandon Sanderson
Fluttershy
Mortal
(id: Freaky2)
posted 20 October 2010 11:42 PM EDT (US)     122 / 139       
The letters in his name are in reverse alphabetical order.
Or at least that's the way I spell it.

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(is not as helluva drug as pepe)
Perkkules
Banned
posted 25 December 2010 09:42 AM EDT (US)     123 / 139       

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 12-25-2010 @ 10:37 AM).]

ColdCanuck
Mortal
(id: Coldviper)
posted 19 January 2011 07:40 PM EDT (US)     124 / 139       
Pretty retarded thread. Who made this?
DragonQ
SC2H Seraph
posted 19 January 2011 08:24 PM EDT (US)     125 / 139       
I wish this forum had a feature to enable us to find such things out.

Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.
Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't comin' back.
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me.
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
But you can't take the sky from me...
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