Pie Muncher Ted's villagers have somehow become stuck inside a Living Poseidon Statue- You don't really have an objective but Ted will instruct you once you begin.
It doesn't look anything like the inside of a Living Poseidon Statue because that's just the name of the scenario- it doesn't really have anything to do with being inside a statue.
I won't spoil the suprise of what happens, try it for yourself, and stare blankly at your computer screen as my idiotic scenario bores you.