Welcome to Age of Mythology Heaven
Welcome
Downloads Home
Review Guidelines
Main site
Forums
Code of Conduct
Help
Search

Advanced Search
Single Player Scenarios
Home
New Releases
New Reviews
New Comments
Top-Rated

Submit File
Browse Categories
New Files


Download File Post Review Post Comment

No Point

Author File Description
Silver Husky
File Details
Version: AoM
Something wasn’t right. They felt it for quite a while. Sure, the world looked absolutely normal. Birds were singing. Trees were standing there being green and stuff. Eye candy was lying on the ground, ridiculously plentiful and totally covering the grass and making eyes bleed and computers explode, like any respectable AoM eye candy does. Yet there was this strange feeling on emptiness... Then, one day, sitting in a tavern, our heroes Arkantos and Ajax finally realised.
Some bastard stole the point of scenario of which they were main characters!

And so began the epic story of bravery, heroism, and explicit idiocy. Will they find the point of scenario? Will they slash their way through dozens of random encounters? What does the strange old man want? And will our heroes survive the worst ambush in military history?

Having nothing better to do during the summer, I decided to mess with the AoM editor for a while. And so it all begun. The result of this work, "No Point", the only satirical scenario I know of, is now avaliable for download.


"No Point" features:

Over 14 minutes of cinematics;

Around 295 triggers;

An actual challenge. Not like, go down the road and kill random MU;

Multiple custom sounds;

Use of animations, icons, music, sounds, and other nifty things that make it look... er, nifty;

Many amazing and original quests [braaaaaaaag];


"No Point" does not feature:

Logical plotline


“The plot is brilliant. (...) this scenario is GOOD. As in GOOD GOOD.” – Happy Playtester.

Have fun.

UPDATE November 7: Fixed the transportation bug, added some minor corrections. Overall nothing you would notice :P
Pages: « First « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8]
AuthorComments & Reviews   ( All | Comments Only | Reviews Only )
Nurloc WOW! This scenario is sooo cool and funny! please, please make a sequel! :D
PS: That part of the bathroom was truly hilarious! :)
PS2: Whats the name of the music that starts playing at the "roc epic escape"?

[Edited on 05/12/08 @ 03:51 PM]

stnglmghoulbshr Only one phrase can describe this scenario properly:

CRAZY AWESOME!

I honestly can't think of a single thing that was wrong with this scenario. It was . . . perfect. And hilarious.

I can has seekwul, mebeh?
Xolotl Nova AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed like an idiot when Chiron hit Ajax to make him stfu XD

And the toilet scene was genius.

Very funny, I really liked it. Lol.
FunnyMaster Errmmmmm...
When you play Skult speech sound reversed (from ending back to beginning) it sounds like
"the giants have a lot". Could you please explain?

[Edited on 03/13/18 @ 09:32 AM]

Pages: « First « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8]

Post Review Post Comment

HGDL v0.8.0

Login
Forum Username:


Password:




Create a new account
Forgot password?
Rating
4.6
Breakdown
Playability4.3
Balance4.4
Creativity4.7
Map Design4.6
Story/Instructions4.9
Statistics
Downloads:3,626
Favorites: [Who?]5
Size:1.32 MB
Added:10/21/04
Updated:11/10/04
Recently Updated