Something wasn’t right. They felt it for quite a while. Sure, the world looked absolutely normal. Birds were singing. Trees were standing there being green and stuff. Eye candy was lying on the ground, ridiculously plentiful and totally covering the grass and making eyes bleed and computers explode, like any respectable AoM eye candy does. Yet there was this strange feeling on emptiness... Then, one day, sitting in a tavern, our heroes Arkantos and Ajax finally realised.
Some bastard stole the point of scenario of which they were main characters!
And so began the epic story of bravery, heroism, and explicit idiocy. Will they find the point of scenario? Will they slash their way through dozens of random encounters? What does the strange old man want? And will our heroes survive the worst ambush in military history?
Having nothing better to do during the summer, I decided to mess with the AoM editor for a while. And so it all begun. The result of this work, "No Point", the only satirical scenario I know of, is now avaliable for download.
"No Point" features:
Over 14 minutes of cinematics;
Around 295 triggers;
An actual challenge. Not like, go down the road and kill random MU;
Multiple custom sounds;
Use of animations, icons, music, sounds, and other nifty things that make it look... er, nifty;
Many amazing and original quests [braaaaaaaag];
"No Point" does not feature:
“The plot is brilliant. (...) this scenario is GOOD. As in GOOD GOOD.” – Happy Playtester.
UPDATE November 7: Fixed the transportation bug, added some minor corrections. Overall nothing you would notice :P
WOW! This scenario is sooo cool and funny! please, please make a sequel! :D
PS: That part of the bathroom was truly hilarious! :)
PS2: Whats the name of the music that starts playing at the "roc epic escape"?
[Edited on 05/12/08 @ 03:51 PM]
Posted on 07/22/08 @ 09:36 PM
Only one phrase can describe this scenario properly:
I honestly can't think of a single thing that was wrong with this scenario. It was . . . perfect. And hilarious.
I can has seekwul, mebeh?
Posted on 05/23/11 @ 01:20 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I laughed like an idiot when Chiron hit Ajax to make him stfu XD
And the toilet scene was genius.
Very funny, I really liked it. Lol.
Posted on 03/13/18 @ 09:25 AM
When you play Skult speech sound reversed (from ending back to beginning) it sounds like
"the giants have a lot". Could you please explain?