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Yeebaagooon
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posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 30/5/20 276 2 The longest LPW in all of AoMH history! All glory to the mighty Yeebaagooon. All hail the spoiler tag on post 2318.
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.
EDIT; God f*cking damnit.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 05-30-2020 @ 03:55 AM).]

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That AoM Guy
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posted 13 February 2015 06:46 PM EDT (US)     1 / 2507       
I kind of encouraged it to end but I didn't expect Alexastor to steal the show

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scragins
Heretic of December
posted 13 February 2015 06:56 PM EDT (US)     2 / 2507       
Hurray Yeebaagooon won.
XLightningStormL
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posted 13 February 2015 06:57 PM EDT (US)     3 / 2507       
People Please Use the Official Logo for the Thread:


Blood For the Blood God Bayzexcu!

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[This message has been edited by TheBronyKing11 (edited 02-13-2015 @ 07:00 PM).]

Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 13 February 2015 07:05 PM EDT (US)     4 / 2507       
Lol wtf I went to shower and when I came back a new LPW appeared.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 13 February 2015 08:01 PM EDT (US)     5 / 2507       
Barely no posts for a few days and then a lot.

AoM Expert should get started on his event.
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 13 February 2015 09:07 PM EDT (US)     6 / 2507       
Well me and brony had a... private chat... and we determined we would get it to 10 posts left, and that was supposed to be that... I played some AoM with a friend and came back 10 minutes later and goodbye LPW.

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Heretic of December
posted 13 February 2015 09:21 PM EDT (US)     7 / 2507       
I think we should make this a bit like the AoKH LPW that only lasted a few days.
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That AoM Guy
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posted 13 February 2015 09:29 PM EDT (US)     8 / 2507       
I agree

event should be starting within the next 2 days (this is not the forum party btw)

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EaZy
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posted 13 February 2015 10:18 PM EDT (US)     9 / 2507       
The only LPW I ever won got closed because it was temporarily decided to stop doing it. Fail.
EaZy
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posted 13 February 2015 10:22 PM EDT (US)     10 / 2507       
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 13 February 2015 11:02 PM EDT (US)     11 / 2507       
The current AoEIIIH isn't moving with much pace either.
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 14 February 2015 06:10 AM EDT (US)     12 / 2507       
Rejoice with the release of our official newspaper.
Seraph Protects.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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Out Reach
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posted 14 February 2015 07:14 AM EDT (US)     13 / 2507       
Hey guys been out for a shit what did I miss?

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scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 February 2015 08:12 AM EDT (US)     14 / 2507       
Hey Yeeb I have a problem with your petrol prices, it is cheaper than that in Australia also the weather is great.
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 14 February 2015 08:24 AM EDT (US)     15 / 2507       
the weather is terrible. What are you talking about? Also, can I have milk tea instead of Earl Grey?

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 February 2015 08:48 AM EDT (US)     16 / 2507       
I doubt it is allowed but the moderators are asleep most of the time.

What do you all think of the Cricket World Cup?
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 14 February 2015 09:19 AM EDT (US)     17 / 2507       
well then, I shall gladly sip this nice cup of milk tea.

Funny how after you posted that, a cricket advertisement showed up on my screen.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 February 2015 09:40 AM EDT (US)     18 / 2507       
Well there you go I have changed the topic of all of HG to be about cricket.
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 14 February 2015 10:28 AM EDT (US)     19 / 2507       
The adverts are sentient - they respond to what you post.
When Tom Cruise posted at SpH, we got an advert for scientology.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
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Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 14 February 2015 05:30 PM EDT (US)     20 / 2507       
lol that could make a good scenario idea: Rise of the Sentient Advertisements

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
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posted 14 February 2015 06:12 PM EDT (US)     21 / 2507       
@scragins

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That AoM Guy
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posted 14 February 2015 06:19 PM EDT (US)     22 / 2507       
Everybody check your emails.

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scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 February 2015 07:40 PM EDT (US)     23 / 2507       
Well that is disappointing I guess you don't like cricket.

I think it is good to have so much cricket played and also so late into the year.
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 14 February 2015 09:20 PM EDT (US)     24 / 2507       
lol I think the email was sent a bit early, Thangbrand.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
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That AoM Guy
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posted 14 February 2015 09:33 PM EDT (US)     25 / 2507       
Not at all, I compensated for time checking emails and the forum party if anyone wants to go.

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