If you're actually listening to my request, thanks, and sorry for the double post.
It would be appreciated if you all wait before posting so Papaya gets a chance to put a word in before all hell breaks loose.
Really, Squeoo, you should have contacted a mod first about this. I was already in communication with DragonQ, and this should have waited for a bit.
Papaya has final judgment in what happens to this thread and the posters in it, and I'm going to close this for now. Just hold on...