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Yeebaagooon
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posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 30/5/20 276 2 The longest LPW in all of AoMH history! All glory to the mighty Yeebaagooon. All hail the spoiler tag on post 2318.
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.
EDIT; God f*cking damnit.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
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[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 05-30-2020 @ 03:55 AM).]

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Yeebaagooon
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posted 31 March 2016 03:46 PM EDT (US)     628 / 2507       
SMASHING SKIN

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
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posted 31 March 2016 03:48 PM EDT (US)     629 / 2507       
10/10 would be blinded by assorted shades of green again.

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Eurotool
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posted 31 March 2016 04:14 PM EDT (US)     630 / 2507       

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Yeebaagooon
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posted 31 March 2016 04:16 PM EDT (US)     631 / 2507       
Post all the Nigel gifs today!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOAWus3rO4k

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 03-31-2016 @ 04:18 PM).]

Eurotool
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posted 31 March 2016 07:03 PM EDT (US)     632 / 2507       

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posted 01 April 2016 09:27 PM EDT (US)     635 / 2507       

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Yeebaagooon
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posted 02 April 2016 04:58 AM EDT (US)     636 / 2507       
Alas, Nigel fades softly into the night.

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______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
John the Late
Hero
posted 02 April 2016 10:50 AM EDT (US)     637 / 2507       
Hans Gruber in the topic post, nice one.

Random trivia: In the German translation of Die Hard, they actually named him Jack Gruber and replaced the German voicing of the bad guys with various other nationalities.

[This message has been edited by John the Late (edited 04-02-2016 @ 10:51 AM).]

Zenophobia
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posted 02 April 2016 11:54 AM EDT (US)     638 / 2507       
dammit, now Drop It is stuck in my head. PUT IT BACK

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
Yeebaagooon
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posted 02 April 2016 12:08 PM EDT (US)     639 / 2507       
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1dYrjuYf4
That'll have to do for now ;p

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Eurotool
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posted 02 April 2016 03:56 PM EDT (US)     640 / 2507       
Hey John the Latte, long time no see. Let's grab a cup of coffee!


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Azur
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Nanodude
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posted 07 April 2016 08:29 AM EDT (US)     642 / 2507       
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Out Reach
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posted 07 April 2016 04:00 PM EDT (US)     643 / 2507       
People saying hi like it's the start of the conversation. This conversation has been going for years, the train don't stop, you just jump on in the middle and keep going.

Out Reach
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Eurotool
Hero
posted 07 April 2016 04:10 PM EDT (US)     644 / 2507       
The ride never ends


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Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 07 April 2016 04:41 PM EDT (US)     645 / 2507       

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
Yeebaagooon
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posted 08 April 2016 02:03 PM EDT (US)     646 / 2507       
Mr Bones where art thou?

Going to Australia in a couple of weeks - I name Reach Seraph if I am killed horribly.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 04-08-2016 @ 02:04 PM).]

Out Reach
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posted 08 April 2016 04:44 PM EDT (US)     647 / 2507       
Nanodude you have your orders.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 09 April 2016 02:01 AM EDT (US)     648 / 2507       
ocrap. He'll get eaten by a Bunyip.

Hey Yeebaa, bring craploads of fresh produce and don't bother about customs declaration. Make sure you choose the customs lane where Border Patrol are filming.

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Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 09 April 2016 02:15 AM EDT (US)     649 / 2507       
just realized this LPW is over one year old now. At the rate we're going, it'll be another four years before this one completes. I'll have a job by then! hopefully...

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 09 April 2016 03:20 AM EDT (US)     650 / 2507       
It's funny because you won't.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
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