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Yeebaagooon
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posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 ??? 239
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.

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"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 09-15-2019 @ 04:45 AM).]

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Nickonhawk
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posted 31 October 2016 06:07 AM EDT (US)     776 / 1676       
Not enough ghosts. Unplayable.

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posted 02 November 2016 11:22 AM EDT (US)     777 / 1676       
I hope Yeeb gets back from vacation soon...

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Yeebaagooon
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posted 02 November 2016 02:07 PM EDT (US)     778 / 1676       
Sunday ;p

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____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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scragins
Heretic of December
posted 03 November 2016 01:38 AM EDT (US)     779 / 1676       
I finally realised that "L pee double you" means LPW.
All thanks to "ex L eye aye".
Yeebaagooon
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posted 05 November 2016 12:01 PM EDT (US)     780 / 1676       
Ghostbusting complete.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
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Out Reach
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posted 05 November 2016 02:53 PM EDT (US)     781 / 1676       
Should clearly add fireworks to confuse the Americans with our insane British holidays.

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posted 05 November 2016 06:30 PM EDT (US)     782 / 1676       
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Out Reach
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posted 06 November 2016 04:27 AM EDT (US)     783 / 1676       
To save everyone the trouble of having to listening to Spanish and French Ajax to find the English version: "It's about time."

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Zenophobia
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posted 08 November 2016 11:15 PM EDT (US)     784 / 1676       
All hail our new lord and savior: his holy highness Donald Trump. I bow down to our new white masters.


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posted 08 November 2016 11:28 PM EDT (US)     785 / 1676       
If NBC says "too close to call" one more time...

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Nanodude
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posted 09 November 2016 02:05 AM EDT (US)     786 / 1676       
Americans, you may come live with me in Aussie Land. <3

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Zenophobia
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posted 09 November 2016 03:03 PM EDT (US)     787 / 1676       




I guess these are relevant now.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
XLightningStormL
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posted 10 November 2016 00:51 AM EDT (US)     788 / 1676       

> tfw everybody left is anti-trump
> "Clinton called most of her followers basement dwellers"
> Nowonderwhytheheavendiedbecauseofshittyaomrereleases-andleftistmoderators.jpeg
> also these are the same people who think It's wrong for people to leave other countries but when it's the US it's "A Okay"

Sorry we've got enough dickheads, and idiots here in Straya, either go to Mexico or Canada or better yet stay in your country :P

Has anyone actually looked at any of the so called claims against trump? (I could go so deep about how the mainstream media is run by Democrats, Satanists, Pedophiles, etc)

All in all if anyone believes any sip of the Mainstream Media or are simply too lazy to actually look at him, doesn't deserve to speak their shitty opinion, but then again that's my own cup of tea

[Also we get it, there are a lot of Hispanics on the Heaven now, but that's not an excuse to act like leftist scum]

*Insert Obvious voted for Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, or Hillary Clinton here*

FACTCHECKFACTCHECKFACTCHECKFACTCHECK
also: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5bprrd/attention_undecided_voters_last_call_for_the/

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Azur
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posted 11 November 2016 08:05 PM EDT (US)     789 / 1676       
Nanodude
Mortal
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posted 18 November 2016 11:10 PM EDT (US)     790 / 1676       
sup

<3
TAG
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posted 18 November 2016 11:21 PM EDT (US)     791 / 1676       
yo

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Nanodude
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posted 19 November 2016 08:19 AM EDT (US)     792 / 1676       
EaZy
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posted 22 November 2016 08:58 PM EDT (US)     793 / 1676       
Out Reach
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posted 24 November 2016 10:48 AM EDT (US)     794 / 1676       
And so on that day it was decided that a post would be required which could a best be described as verbose, with the primary goals of ending the arbitrary posts of the past moons which had been comprised of merely a single syllable.

In doing so it was envisioned that a new golden age of discourse would begin, in which people battled with the great issues of the day such as "Harambe" and "The latest musical stylings of that one artist with the face. You know the one, you just look at them and go "Bless my stars that is a face". Not possibly the kind of face you'd like to meet in a dark ally, but possibly the kind of face you'd want to meet in a well lit ally, possibly with a nice little street cafe that serves hot chocolates and french toast.". However in reality we know deep down the next post will be nanodude saying "Extendable trombone" or something.

However we shall for the briefest moments of time live in hope of such a golden age.

Right that's enough hope back to what everyone actually came here for, full frontal owl nudity.


Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
pBiggZ
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posted 01 December 2016 08:06 AM EDT (US)     795 / 1676       
That Theresa May woman, she's a piece of work ain't she.

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EaZy
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posted 01 December 2016 09:05 PM EDT (US)     796 / 1676       
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 05 December 2016 11:34 AM EDT (US)     797 / 1676       
And now she can see all of our pr0n history D:

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
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Yeebaagooon
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posted 07 December 2016 02:51 PM EDT (US)     798 / 1676       
In other AOMH news (because I am too lazy to update OP)


______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 December 2016 05:47 AM EDT (US)     799 / 1676       
How did flarflufhdgh change his name? Why did you choose that as your channel name anyway?
TAG
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posted 14 December 2016 08:06 AM EDT (US)     800 / 1676       
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