I was checking my mail (like every other Age of Mythology Fan is...) and I got this E-mail that was titled "You have been accepted!" I thought "shweet! I'm in an Age of Mythology Alpha VIP!" (I couldnt see the Email address), I go into the Email, and it says:
Congratulations! You have been selected for a new Weight loss program!
To make the long story short I nearly threw my monitor out the window...
At my signalunleash HELL.
God Bless America, Land of the Free!!!
winner of "2002 AoM Forum's Coolest Name Award"
Another Fabulous Post by WhoAskedU!!
People just complain about other people's Signatures because they aren't smart enough to make their own.
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TheShadowDawn Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 12:12 PM
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Rofl...oh, that really can not be nice.
TheShζdψwDεwn If you're like me, then it's possible you're a clone generated from my stolen DNA. I suggest you turn yourself in for destruction immediately.
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Goldfinger Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 12:18 PM
EDT (US)
2 / 52
Maybe you should lose some weight
Liberals are destroying America!!!!!!
Darkphyre Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 12:20 PM
EDT (US)
3 / 52
Hey, look at it this way: At least you'll be in shape so that you can be everyone to the shelves when AOM arrives.
WhoAskedU Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 12:20 PM
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4 / 52
ya...maybe I should...I mean...I am in the top (or should I say bottom) 50% of people my age in the weight category...
At my signalunleash HELL.
God Bless America, Land of the Free!!!
winner of "2002 AoM Forum's Coolest Name Award"
Another Fabulous Post by WhoAskedU!!
People just complain about other people's Signatures because they aren't smart enough to make their own.
Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 12:58 PM
EDT (US)
5 / 52
*shrugs* That doesn't mean much. I'm in the upper 50% weight class for my age, but it's cuz I'm tall, not fat. How many 16 year olds do u know who are 6'2"? Not many. It's far more accurate to judge by your height and gender, not your age.
But that is pretty cruel, I must say.
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
c r e e z y Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 27 June 2002 01:38 PM
EDT (US)
6 / 52
Reply to the sender saying "I hate you!"
Goldfinger Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 02:42 PM
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7 / 52
I'm underweight
Liberals are destroying America!!!!!!
Theias Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 03:42 PM
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8 / 52
Im extremely underweight, even though im pretty tall...im not anorexic or anything...
SEXITUP. Former Leader of the FPH Clan Acting-President of AoMH
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CHS Wrestler 130 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 07:29 PM
EDT (US)
11 / 52
im 5'9", 130 LBS.
(^those are me )
Sunshine still ROCKS.
DarkKnight_ Mortal
(id: PW_DarkKnight)
posted 27 June 2002 07:48 PM
EDT (US)
12 / 52
Hehe, I got 3 new emails, I was sooo happy, thought one was accepting me. None
DK
CHS Wrestler 130 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 07:53 PM
EDT (US)
13 / 52
*IS SOOO HAPPY*
I never thought to check my AOL account until now. I got one
Sunshine still ROCKS.
c r e e z y Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 27 June 2002 07:58 PM
EDT (US)
14 / 52
CHS Wrestler 130 stop showing off.
sword_master_1 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 08:05 PM
EDT (US)
15 / 52
lol at Hairy Scary Man
all this random stuff is driving me crazy
*wonders if he'll ever be able to play random again*
CHS Wrestler 130 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 08:10 PM
EDT (US)
16 / 52
Quote:
CHS Wrestler 130 stop showing off
Well you asked me to..you said, and I quote:
Quoted from Hairy Scary Man:
Show them your INCREDIBLY HUGE muscles
I think you need help
Sunshine still ROCKS.
Stone Minotaur Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 08:22 PM
EDT (US)
17 / 52
at the rate i'm going at now, i should be close to that in maybe 5 years, i already have quite pumped arms
*blushes*
"In the centre was Phobos (Fear) worked in adamant, unspeakable, staring backwards with eyes that glowed with fire. His mouth was full of teeth in a white row, fearful and daunting, and upon his grim brow hovered frightful Eris (Strife) who arrays the throng of men ...
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Alexandergreat3 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 08:28 PM
EDT (US)
18 / 52
Hey HSH, who do you think is more fit, CHS Wrestler or me?
(this pic was taken about 1 year ago hehehe)
CHS Wrestler 130 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 08:30 PM
EDT (US)
19 / 52
well stony, if you have any questions, IM me.
i'll be glad to help
Sunshine still ROCKS.
Alexandergreat3 Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 09:06 PM
EDT (US)
20 / 52
Hehe, beat that .
Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 09:12 PM
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21 / 52
hehehe, well, I won't even try.
But if Kong is normal at 5'10" and 175, then I must be underweight, cuz I also weight 175 but am (as I've already said) 6'2".
*whacks Wrestler and Alexander for showing off*
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
WhoAskedU Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 09:19 PM
EDT (US)
22 / 52
Im under, under weight. Im 6'0" at 140...
Of course, my brother is 6'2" at 140 also... and he is 2 years older...
At my signalunleash HELL.
God Bless America, Land of the Free!!!
winner of "2002 AoM Forum's Coolest Name Award"
Another Fabulous Post by WhoAskedU!!
People just complain about other people's Signatures because they aren't smart enough to make their own.
[This message has been edited by WhoAskedU (edited 06-27-2002 @ 09:20 PM).]
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
c r e e z y Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 27 June 2002 09:49 PM
EDT (US)
25 / 52
CHS Wrestler 130. I never said that!
Alexandergreat3, who's HSH?
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Cloudchaser_Eagle Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 09:55 PM
EDT (US)
26 / 52
Spongebob is a dork. Squidwort's the cool one
29th Greatest AoMH Forumer ever, former (and proud) FPH Templar Winner of CC_Straight_Og's "Most Humorous Reply" award (though I still have no idea why ). Winner of AgeofMe's "The Site Jerk" title (and I do have an idea why ) "Character is destiny." -Heraclitus Official Mascot of the Age of Mythology Heaven forums!
c r e e z y Mortal
(id: Hairy Scary Man)
posted 27 June 2002 09:58 PM
EDT (US)
27 / 52
Where did that come from?
Evil Dragon Mortal
posted 27 June 2002 10:08 PM
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28 / 52
The penguin egg and peanut butter boy.
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