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Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 ??? 239
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 09-15-2019 @ 04:45 AM).]

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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 10 June 2019 06:44 AM EDT (US)     1476 / 1712       
You never shitted so hard you end up nap shitting, or is that just me?

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 14 June 2019 10:33 PM EDT (US)     1477 / 1712       
Tell us more Reach.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 15 June 2019 04:28 AM EDT (US)     1478 / 1712       
Step 1 - Go For a Shit.
Step 2 - Start Shitting.
Step 3 - Wake up on toilet.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 15 June 2019 11:52 PM EDT (US)     1479 / 1712       
They put a tube down the pee pee.

<3
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 16 June 2019 07:43 AM EDT (US)     1480 / 1712       
Do steps 1 and 2 take place on the toilet?
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 16 June 2019 12:38 PM EDT (US)     1481 / 1712       
Sometimes.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 18 June 2019 06:03 AM EDT (US)     1482 / 1712       
Fascinating.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 18 June 2019 04:27 PM EDT (US)     1483 / 1712       
You could write a book about me. It wouldn't be very long. Or good. Or interesting in the slightest. But you could.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 19 June 2019 05:13 AM EDT (US)     1484 / 1712       
Reach woke up on the toilet.

The end.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 19 June 2019 05:22 AM EDT (US)     1485 / 1712       
Truly a literary classic.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 19 June 2019 08:09 AM EDT (US)     1486 / 1712       
I use Out Reach's photos on my tinder.

<3
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 19 June 2019 09:23 AM EDT (US)     1487 / 1712       
I use Out Reach's photos on my tinder.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 20 June 2019 08:27 PM EDT (US)     1488 / 1712       
that would be a lot of disappointment to realise Out Reach is not Out Reach.
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 21 June 2019 06:10 AM EDT (US)     1489 / 1712       
Waiting for Reach to super like me.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 22 June 2019 04:43 AM EDT (US)     1490 / 1712       
I've been playing the long con, I was reach268 all along.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 25 June 2019 05:30 AM EDT (US)     1491 / 1712       
Yeeb, I think you would need to use photos if Reach for him to super like you.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 25 June 2019 01:26 PM EDT (US)     1492 / 1712       
I only super like dogs.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 29 June 2019 04:51 AM EDT (US)     1493 / 1712       
Yeeb, I think you would need to use photos if Reach for him to super like you.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 29 June 2019 11:54 AM EDT (US)     1494 / 1712       
Swipe Left.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 06 July 2019 05:42 AM EDT (US)     1495 / 1712       
I also use you on my Grindr

<3
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 06 July 2019 06:14 AM EDT (US)     1496 / 1712       
I'd expect nothing less. Just don't use my on Christian Singles.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 13 July 2019 07:24 PM EDT (US)     1497 / 1712       
Finally Evil Genius 2 comes next year .

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 14 July 2019 02:23 AM EDT (US)     1498 / 1712       
Yep it's been confirmed for a while now.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
pBiggZ
Mortal
(id: P_J_B)
posted 20 July 2019 11:35 PM EDT (US)     1499 / 1712       
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posted 21 July 2019 09:22 AM EDT (US)     1500 / 1712       
Didnt realize how much I missed that wolf until now.

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