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Yeebaagooon
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posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 ??? 239
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 09-15-2019 @ 04:45 AM).]

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Out Reach
Mortal
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posted 07 January 2020 02:45 PM EDT (US)     1651 / 1712       
Eating that many tide pods might hurt however.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 10 January 2020 03:31 PM EDT (US)     1652 / 1712       
oh wait, I already do write meaningless paragraphs. They're called showcases

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Out Reach
Mortal
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posted 10 January 2020 06:09 PM EDT (US)     1653 / 1712       

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
pBiggZ
Mortal
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posted 11 January 2020 00:59 AM EDT (US)     1654 / 1712       
Sup nerds first post of the new decade for meeeeee

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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 11 January 2020 05:15 AM EDT (US)     1655 / 1712       
Way to post this decade. I've posted in 3 decades so far.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 11 January 2020 07:59 PM EDT (US)     1656 / 1712       
I only posted in 2 decades. At least I am more youthful than most of you.
Out Reach
Mortal
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posted 12 January 2020 05:11 AM EDT (US)     1657 / 1712       
I know, I've been alive in five different decades and it's just terrible.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 16 January 2020 05:40 PM EDT (US)     1658 / 1712       
hi

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Out Reach
Mortal
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posted 18 January 2020 05:08 AM EDT (US)     1659 / 1712       
I mean that really gives me a lot to work with to come up with some kind of witty retort which will further the ongoing debate within the LPW.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 18 January 2020 11:19 AM EDT (US)     1660 / 1712       
bye

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Heretic of December
posted 19 January 2020 03:52 AM EDT (US)     1661 / 1712       
Goodbye.
Out Reach
Mortal
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posted 19 January 2020 11:16 AM EDT (US)     1662 / 1712       
Kinda want to get ice cream.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Hammerhands
Mortal
posted 19 January 2020 01:10 PM EDT (US)     1663 / 1712       
Hey.
Was playing the extended edition.
Noticed some dummy misspelled Ďdikeí.
Wonder if it was deliberate.
No spit, man, I happened to read the info box on the Chinese villager, and it said that they built Ďdykesí.
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That AoM Guy
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posted 22 January 2020 06:17 PM EDT (US)     1664 / 1712       
no mistake, if you look on the bottom of every lesbian's foot you will see the words "Made in China"

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Mortal
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posted 23 January 2020 04:20 PM EDT (US)     1665 / 1712       
But deep down aren't we all lesbians?

Out Reach
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Cirrow2
Mortal
posted 25 January 2020 08:28 PM EDT (US)     1666 / 1712       
Hah! I have bypassed my perma ban in 2009 by making a new account! I'm here, boys!
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 26 January 2020 04:21 AM EDT (US)     1667 / 1712       
Hi Cirrow how's it going?


You should apply for an unban of your original account.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Eurotool
Hero
posted 26 January 2020 10:19 AM EDT (US)     1668 / 1712       
#FreeCirrow

Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 26 January 2020 11:31 AM EDT (US)     1669 / 1712       
#freethenbancirrowagain

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Hammerhands
Mortal
posted 26 January 2020 06:12 PM EDT (US)     1670 / 1712       
I know Iím a lesbian.
Itís a shame other lesbians have no time for men who identify as lesbian.
I donít see how this makes me a jerk.
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 26 January 2020 09:42 PM EDT (US)     1671 / 1712       
Lol I literally just found this while searching for something else

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Mortal
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posted 27 January 2020 04:01 PM EDT (US)     1672 / 1712       
I like how the images don't exist anymore so you just have to imagine what they look like from the reviews.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 27 January 2020 04:44 PM EDT (US)     1673 / 1712       
Hm? Worked for me.

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Mortal
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posted 27 January 2020 05:49 PM EDT (US)     1674 / 1712       
502 error for me.

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Hero
posted 27 January 2020 06:05 PM EDT (US)     1675 / 1712       
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