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Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 ??? 239
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
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Eurotool
Hero
posted 29 November 2015 12:39 PM EDT (US)     476 / 1712       
Sabbath is the last day of the week, therefore Sunday is the first day of the week

"Weekend" is probably just a manner of speech for lack of better word...

John the Late
Hero
posted 30 November 2015 07:20 AM EDT (US)     477 / 1712       
Hi guys
More forums should have html enabled. But no, instead more forums get that dumbed down markdown.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 30 November 2015 10:51 AM EDT (US)     478 / 1712       
Who is John the Latte and why is he here?

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
John the Late
Hero
posted 30 November 2015 03:15 PM EDT (US)     479 / 1712       
Not to make coffee for you!

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 11-30-2015 @ 03:20 PM).]

Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 30 November 2015 03:19 PM EDT (US)     480 / 1712       
^ That shit is probably why HTML is disabled in so many forums.

But not here biatches.


______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

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TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 30 November 2015 03:33 PM EDT (US)     481 / 1712       
You could probably html hack the page to enable html.


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[This message has been edited by CeaseDaFire (edited 11-30-2015 @ 03:42 PM).]

XLightningStormL
Mortal
(id: TheBronyKing11)
posted 30 November 2015 05:09 PM EDT (US)     482 / 1712       
but because there is no HTML enabled, you can't hack it with HTML?


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Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 30 November 2015 11:27 PM EDT (US)     483 / 1712       
or you could be evil and make unclosed table tags on the forums so that everyone will be trapped within your post of doom. >=D


[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 11-30-2015 @ 11:33 PM).]

Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 30 November 2015 11:30 PM EDT (US)     484 / 1712       
oh gawd what have i done?

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 30 November 2015 11:33 PM EDT (US)     485 / 1712       





okay it's fixed. XD

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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 01 December 2015 00:44 AM EDT (US)     486 / 1712       
John the Latte I'd much prefer a hot chocolate honestly, thanks.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
John the Late
Hero
posted 01 December 2015 09:17 PM EDT (US)     487 / 1712       
^ That shit is probably why HTML is disabled in so many forums.
I know, I know.
But not here biatches.
or you could be evil and make unclosed table tags on the forums so that everyone will be trapped within your post of doom. >=D
http://aok.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/forums/display.cgi?action=ct&f=22,41807,0,all
John the Latte I'd much prefer a hot chocolate honestly, thanks.
Remind me on name change day.
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 02 December 2015 04:21 AM EDT (US)     488 / 1712       
I think I once did that (when I was first learning how to use tables) and Elrich needed to fix it.
TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 02 December 2015 08:12 AM EDT (US)     489 / 1712       
I forgot to close a table in the staff forum.

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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 02 December 2015 03:03 PM EDT (US)     490 / 1712       
Yeebaagooon remind me to remind John the Latte on name change day.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 02 December 2015 03:52 PM EDT (US)     491 / 1712       
Yeebaagooon remind me to remind reach to remind you to remind john on name change day.

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Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 02 December 2015 04:44 PM EDT (US)     492 / 1712       
No need I've already changed his name .

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Hammerhands
Mortal
posted 02 December 2015 09:50 PM EDT (US)     493 / 1712       
I love reading the crazy posts you guys post that somehow never make any sense, no matter how far back in time I go.
In short, you're all nuts and a hoot to lurk.

Oh, and I just started playing Fallout 3. For the first time. This, you will care about.
TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 03 December 2015 08:02 PM EDT (US)     494 / 1712       


Most beautiful rendition ever :'(

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XLightningStormL
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posted 03 December 2015 08:36 PM EDT (US)     495 / 1712       
@hammerhands

Fo3 is sh**, play New Vegas

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[This message has been edited by Steelion69 (edited 12-03-2015 @ 08:36 PM).]

Hammerhands
Mortal
posted 03 December 2015 10:05 PM EDT (US)     496 / 1712       
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 04 December 2015 02:04 PM EDT (US)     497 / 1712       
Everything I post is a reference to a post I made between 2004-2009, including this post.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 04 December 2015 09:40 PM EDT (US)     498 / 1712       
Well then I will be completely oblivious to those references.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 05 December 2015 00:54 AM EDT (US)     499 / 1712       
It's not about getting the references this time, it's about getting the references next time.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 05 December 2015 04:19 AM EDT (US)     500 / 1712       
And what beautiful references they were.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"I saw the picture and became immediately worried about Yeeb seducing and buying out Zen" - Shanks13
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto 5.0|Multiplayer: Minigames X 4.7|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
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