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Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 13 February 2015 06:34 PM EDT (US)         

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 30/5/20 276 2 The longest LPW in all of AoMH history! All glory to the mighty Yeebaagooon. All hail the spoiler tag on post 2318.
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.
EDIT; God f*cking damnit.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph

[This message has been edited by Yeebaagooon (edited 05-30-2020 @ 03:55 AM).]

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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 05 September 2019 06:16 AM EDT (US)     1526 / 2507       
Like we'd invite just anyone to it.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 05 September 2019 05:17 PM EDT (US)     1527 / 2507       
I've discussed it and feel there would be benefit to setting one up.
I'm going to Italy to get fat off ice cream for a couple of weeks, so you can expect it when I get back.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 05 September 2019 05:56 PM EDT (US)     1528 / 2507       
If you get the fat off ice cream does that mean you just have ice?
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 06 September 2019 11:57 AM EDT (US)     1529 / 2507       
I'm going to Italy in October. If Yeebaagooon eats all the ice cream before I get there I will be most disappointed.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 06 September 2019 07:24 PM EDT (US)     1530 / 2507       
Already been there. Frankly, the ice cream is quite scarce. They have gelato instead.

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 07 September 2019 11:31 PM EDT (US)     1531 / 2507       
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrS6881ORIo

Check out my YouTube
For live help with me, enter this chatroom. If I'm not on you can leave a message.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 08 September 2019 04:14 AM EDT (US)     1532 / 2507       
Where's the A Cat Named Mittens remixes.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 09 September 2019 02:23 PM EDT (US)     1533 / 2507       
Discord server is here. It will no doubt change as we gain more followers.
https://discord.gg/QubvMTW

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 09 September 2019 03:38 PM EDT (US)     1534 / 2507       
Most okay discord.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Zenophobia
Irrational Fear
posted 09 September 2019 05:02 PM EDT (US)     1535 / 2507       
Rip dreams of LPW 43. 2015-2019

[This message has been edited by Zenophobia (edited 02-29-2094 @ 10:60 AM).]
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 10 September 2019 05:07 AM EDT (US)     1536 / 2507       
Well done Yeebaagooon.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 10 September 2019 12:28 PM EDT (US)     1537 / 2507       
We'll just transition LPW into Discord, and create our own heavengames in the tubes.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Nanodude
Mortal
(id: geodude)
posted 12 September 2019 10:08 AM EDT (US)     1538 / 2507       
One central location to shitpost.

<3
TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 12 September 2019 10:30 AM EDT (US)     1539 / 2507       
I'll never stop posting here

Check out my YouTube
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Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 12 September 2019 12:11 PM EDT (US)     1540 / 2507       
I'll probably die at some point so can't make such claims.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 13 September 2019 06:39 AM EDT (US)     1541 / 2507       
But once you die, that is when you enter Valhalla.
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 13 September 2019 07:00 AM EDT (US)     1542 / 2507       
You assume I will die in battle, and not on the toilet.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 13 September 2019 07:26 AM EDT (US)     1543 / 2507       
Discord extends the glorious reign of LPW42.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 14 September 2019 03:00 PM EDT (US)     1544 / 2507       
LPW42 will die eventually like LPW 36.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 15 September 2019 04:46 AM EDT (US)     1545 / 2507       
But the fate of LPWs is largely unknown....

A history of the LPW:


As we all know, the LPW was invented by Tutankhamun when he was 13 in 1329BCE and legally allowed to join AoMH. There are conflicting historical reports of the time; now believed to be correct - alleging that the idea was placed in his mind by another. Historians cannot agree if the idea was started by Anubis, god of the dead as a means of cataloguing those earmarked for the worst tortures of the underworld, or by Out Reach wearing a dead jackal's head as a mask for a laugh.

In older times (before 2005), little evidence is available of the existence of the LPW. Recent threads rediscovered by slave labourers digging by toothbrush reveal in exquisite detail the discussions of the ancient past. There were votes on whether the LPW should continue dating back to 2004/05. The consensus was to continue.

The first modern example of an LPW was in 2004, designated the LPW16. Up until LPW25, LPWs were famously eaten by the server once they exceeded 2500 posts in a ceremony much akin to reverse menstruation.

Following LPW25, we have had an unbroken chain of misery all the way to LPW38, where for some reason we skipped 39 and went straight to 40.




Now we land with this glorious monolithic LPW, the longest lived by far and considered by some to be immortal. It is often compared to the last star dying in the universe leaving only black holes for trillions of years to guzzle and scream at the darkness. Are we truly LPW42? We are only the 21st which has been excavated from the ruins of the HOV. I compile and attach the complete known history of LPW for your perusing pleasure:

LPW: Owner: Start date: End date: Reign in weeks and days: Notes:
42 Yeebaagooon 13/02/2015 ??? 239
41 Elrich 24/09/2012 13/02/2015 124 4 HTML wizardry enslaved Homer Simpson for a macabre 'LPW doomsday clock'
40 Guard of Osiris 20/09/2011 24/09/2012 52 6
38 Troy_Im_No_Noob 25/04/2011 20/09/2011 21 1
37 James Hook 03/10/2010 25/04/2011 29 1
36 Azur 09/01/2010 02/10/2010 38 0 Coldviper got post 2500 but disqualified for double posting.
35 DragonQ 03/10/2009 09/01/2010 14 0
34 Freaky2 21/07/2009 03/10/2009 10 4
33 Freaky2 16/03/2009 21/07/2009 18 1 Freaky2 wins his own LPW, gaining a 5000 post reign over 28 weeks.
32 Nitro Tractor 15/01/2009 16/03/2009 8 4
31 Azur 24/11/2008 15/01/2009 7 3
30 Koramei 29/09/2008 24/11/2008 8 0
29 Eagleshaslanded 24/07/2008 29/09/2008 9 4
28 Alex 02/06/2008 24/07/2008 7 -3
27 Hikari 05/05/2008 02/06/2008 4 0 Alex won by double posting, so by HOV convention should not have inherited LPW29. Should have been won by Yeebaagooon. (What is this injustice?)
26 Yeebaagooon 03/04/2008 05/05/2008 4 4 Famously hastened to death by Jackpb - destroyer of LPWs
25 Nitro Tractor 21/01/2008 03/04/2008 10 3 As depicted in Codename Ripto
20 Freaky2 25/04/2007 16/08/2007 16 1
19 Botolf 17/05/2006 29/09/2006 19 2 Botolf wins post 2500 and extends his tyranny.
18 Zargax 04/03/2005 20/09/2005 28 4 Won by Jellybug
16 GoForGoldenJarls 27/10/2004 16/01/2005 11 4 Won by SonicShadow

Please note: Yeebaagooon would like to emphatically point out that Out Reach has never won an LPW.

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 15 September 2019 01:50 PM EDT (US)     1546 / 2507       
I like how I randomly said LPW36 lasted forever, and it did last longer then previous LPW's and the LPW directly after it.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
Yeebaagooon
EXCO Emeritus
posted 15 September 2019 03:05 PM EDT (US)     1547 / 2507       
I felt pissed at not owning LPW28 but owning the longest in history should do. If this thread keeps going the way it is this LPW shall reign longer than all previous LPWS!
Mwahahahahahahah!

______________________________________ Yeebaagooon ______________________________________
____________________ AoMH Seraph ____________________
"You can't trust yeebaagooon to lead a rebelion, He would send everyone to steal mirrors so he could bask in his own brilliance." - Out Reach
"Yeebaagooon had never seen a more handsome man in all his life. He couldn't control himself, He needed to act. Gripping the mirror in his strong arms he kissed the figure before him..." - Out Reach
AoMH: Unfinished Scenarios|Singleplayer: Codename Ripto|Multiplayer: Minigames Z|CSC 7
Ex Seraphs Dictator, Spore Heaven Seraph
Azur
Devil's Advocate
(id: Azur_Fire)
posted 16 September 2019 10:44 AM EDT (US)     1548 / 2507       
LPW36 was just superior and people obviously didn't want it to end
Out Reach
Mortal
(id: newreach268)
posted 16 September 2019 01:53 PM EDT (US)     1549 / 2507       
LPW36 was a brief golden age of LPW's, which will be forever mourned.

Out Reach
The guy who writes the erotic fan fiction in Yeebaagoon's signature
scragins
Heretic of December
posted 17 September 2019 06:10 AM EDT (US)     1550 / 2507       
LPW ended in a swift 4 weeks. I wonder if we will finish LPW 43 that quickly.
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